Pulling A Sharpie

Being so fucking indecisive as to create a online social media website event and not even respond to whether you are going or not yourself.

You may also reply "maybe" to other people's events and then have a 99.3% chance of turning up. In the 0.7% chance you do not turn up you will apologise and then probably create another event in sympathy for missing the previous one, again, you will put "maybe attending".

Bro: "He man, I've just created this awesome party event. You gonna come?"

Bro2: "Yer"

Bro3: "YER!!!one!!!"

Bro4: "Let's get so drunk we aren't legally able to drive!"

Bro5: "Soz can't, my mum's funeral x"

Bro2: "Faggot"

Bro6: *doesn't respond, but turns up, and has seen and viewed the event multiple times*

Bro2,Bro3,Bro4,Bro5: "Bro6, Pulling A Sharpie"

by Fuckface69 August 23, 2012

How'd you pull up?

Extremely common in Australia to ask how you are feeling, usually after a big night out drinking, but also can be used after any strenuous event (long bike ride, marathon, etc.)

Person 1: mate, how'd you pull up?
Person 2: yeah pretty dusty, had 15 beers last night so feel like shit this morning

by howdyoupullupman November 22, 2023

pulling a calvin

to be threatening, to threaten someone as a joke.

"not you pulling a calvin haha i’m so scared!!"

by reggietwitter December 3, 2020

Pulling a Broton

Excessive uncontrollable gas causing the atmosphere and surroundings to shake.

My dad was pulling a Broton and it shook my fucking room

by OxfordSmoke January 5, 2017

Pulling a Micheal

An individual who consistently displays signs of sleepiness and grogginess, reaching out and causing distress towards an innocent women, exhibits predatory behavior and naturally falls into the category of Simp. They derive pleasure from being watched while sleeping. However, when it is time to visit the zoo, they abandon their companions and exhibit an excessive state of sleepiness, resembling a koala sleeping on a tree branch

You are pulling a Micheal, stop acting like you have the energy of an ox inside your walnut brain

by I am chocolate January 2, 2025

Pull the gizzards

to jack off a penis or anything phallic.

1. "I'm going to go watch some porn and pull the gizzards," he said.

2. "I'll pull his gizzards, anyday!"

by McAlperson November 28, 2012

pulling a norm

being rude to everyone. being unbearable and super self centred at all times. being a snitch and just being all around a terrible person!

jess: shut the fuck up you're stupid and I am beautiful
me: OMG stop pulling a norm

by imyourbitch123445 May 29, 2018