god i fucking hate my life

Are you ok? Get some mental help.

you: god i fucking hate my life
me:

First, get up and do something fun. ...
Now, take a dialectical perspective. ...
Consider whether there is something you can change in your life. ...
Get immediate crisis help. ...
Seek long-term professional help.

by Lazar Blade September 18, 2021

I wouldn't use it to hit a dog on the ass

Used to describe something that has no value, doesn't taste good, doesn't look good, doesn't work and is inferior.

"Have you heard the new XYZ CD?" Matt asked Janine.
"Yup. Sucks. I wouldn't use it to hit a dog on the ass." Janine replied.

by bingo lingo August 29, 2010

I don’t know too much about that

It’s basically disagreeing with someone’s idea or statement

Friend 1: Hey, I found these cool suede pants at a thrift store. What do you think?
Friend 2: I don’t know too much about that

by sandrafizzle January 23, 2020

"There's something I need to tell you" drama

Typical (usually teen) melodrama where nearly every episode includes the phrase "There's something I need to tell you". The "something" usually involves a previous lie, backstab, pregnancy, or other misdeed.

"I can't believe I just watched 7 episodes of 90210 in a row!"
"That's pretty sad... what do you think is wrong with you?"
"I don't know... I think I'm addicted to "There's something I need to tell you" dramas."

by liversounds July 14, 2014

Do you know who I am?

Line used a lot by celebrities and members. Of the divadom to assert themselves when in public. Reese witherspoon used this line a few years ago when she was picked
Up for drunken driving. The charging officer.
Did not recognize her so he Introduced. Himself to her and proceeded with charges

Do you know who I am? The angry business man yelled at the poor hapless gate agent at the airline departure gate the female agent not missing a beat keyed. Her mic and said:"ladies and gentlemen there's a man here at the gate who has no idea who he is! Can anyone come forward and claim same?"

by 4realazitgits April 3, 2021

You throw 5 I throw 10

You spin for me I’ll spin for you

If we catch an opp on the street you throw 5 I throw 10

by Spitsumfaccts October 22, 2022

W-I-E-N-E-R

W-hen the person you want to hang out with can’t hang out and all you’re doing

I-s laying in bed all day because they can’t hang out or they don’t want to hang out and your overthinking

E-verything because you think that they hate you because they might because You

N-ever know and

E-very little thing is making you mad because same
R-ight now which means that person is a wiener.

He’s such a W-I-E-N-E-R

by He’sawiener February 27, 2020