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Schrödinger's Gay Man

A general theory of relativity behind the sexual attraction of every man. It states that every man is in a constant state of quantum superposition between gay and straight, being 50% gay and 50% straight. As such, they will never be sure of their own sexual attraction until they kiss a man, effectively opening the box and forcing their sexuality to fall into one of the two realities, revealing whether they are gay or straight.
Bro 1:"Bro, I just kissed a dude, turns out I'm gay!"
Bro 2: "Looks like Schrödinger's Gay Man takes another."
by Onesquawkyboi July 13, 2023
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GAIS

The superior soccer team in Gothenburg. The team has had some struggles the last 60 years but they are still holding on in the second division (Superettan). When you are reading this 10 years later they have probably just won the Champions League and I will be very proud.
Me : Did you watch the last GAIS game.
Some random guy in Gothenburg : No did they win?
Me : No, god has forgotten about them.
by YaSwedishMasta December 7, 2018
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gay seeking

Reaching for characters being gay, when clearly they are not.
Mike: Yo, Spider-Man is totally gay.
Joe: Bro. You're *gay seeking.*
by real_pseudonym April 8, 2024
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gay is when 2 men like each other instead of a man liking a woman (thats being straight)
John: I love you Derek!

Derek: I'm flattered, but i'm not gay.. Sorry
by ching chong was already taken January 14, 2020
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gay for eachother

A straight couple who has a lot of gay friends
"You know Cedar and Sarah?"
"The straight ones? Yeah why?"
"Their so gay for eachother"
by Jsbarah January 11, 2023
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Gay baby

Gay baby is a recursive term used to describe anyone who when called a gay baby starts acting like a gay baby.
Their behaviour is described by being insulted on an unreasonable level, spitting poor insults in a raging manner, acting like they're much smarter by insulting you and trying to put you down to their level after being called a gay baby.
All of this behaviour makes them even more of a gay baby, so you can just keep calling them a gay baby without having to say anything else.
John: Lucas, you're a gay baby.
Lucas: Oh, oh, oh, I slept with your mom last night hahahaha, YOU KISS YOUR MOTHER WITH THAT MOUTH? FUCK YOU!!!
John: Like I said, you're a gay baby.
by dahamond November 16, 2021
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