A general theory of relativity behind the sexual attraction of every man. It states that every man is in a constant state of quantum superposition between gay and straight, being 50% gay and 50% straight. As such, they will never be sure of their own sexual attraction until they kiss a man, effectively opening the box and forcing their sexuality to fall into one of the two realities, revealing whether they are gay or straight.
Bro 1:"Bro, I just kissed a dude, turns out I'm gay!"
Bro 2: "Looks like Schrödinger's Gay Man takes another."
Bro 2: "Looks like Schrödinger's Gay Man takes another."
by Onesquawkyboi July 13, 2023
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Me : Did you watch the last GAIS game.
Some random guy in Gothenburg : No did they win?
Me : No, god has forgotten about them.
Some random guy in Gothenburg : No did they win?
Me : No, god has forgotten about them.
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Get the gay for eachother mug.Gay baby is a recursive term used to describe anyone who when called a gay baby starts acting like a gay baby.
Their behaviour is described by being insulted on an unreasonable level, spitting poor insults in a raging manner, acting like they're much smarter by insulting you and trying to put you down to their level after being called a gay baby.
All of this behaviour makes them even more of a gay baby, so you can just keep calling them a gay baby without having to say anything else.
Their behaviour is described by being insulted on an unreasonable level, spitting poor insults in a raging manner, acting like they're much smarter by insulting you and trying to put you down to their level after being called a gay baby.
All of this behaviour makes them even more of a gay baby, so you can just keep calling them a gay baby without having to say anything else.
John: Lucas, you're a gay baby.
Lucas: Oh, oh, oh, I slept with your mom last night hahahaha, YOU KISS YOUR MOTHER WITH THAT MOUTH? FUCK YOU!!!
John: Like I said, you're a gay baby.
Lucas: Oh, oh, oh, I slept with your mom last night hahahaha, YOU KISS YOUR MOTHER WITH THAT MOUTH? FUCK YOU!!!
John: Like I said, you're a gay baby.
by dahamond November 16, 2021
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