Hot Girl Summer

Hot Girl Summer is all about focusing on yourself!

It’s what guys do all year round.

Boys think they’re entitled to not having their hearts broken.

“Are you still going to be with your boyfriend this summer?”
“Fuck no! It’s a hot girl summer!”

by scorpioprincess May 1, 2022

two girls one cup

the second main reason of suicide in America.

(the first is Jeff Foxworthy)

Sheriff: Another one jumped off the bridge today.

Officer: Why would he ever go to that Blue Collar Comedy show?

Sheriff: No, no, no, this one saw two girls one cup.

Officer: Oh, I slap my monkey when I watch those.

by A Silvz February 22, 2009

Dumb Girls with Smart Phones

The amazing number of 18-24 year old dumb girls with smart phones that will instantly take their clothes off and take pictures of themselves in their bathroom and bedroom mirrors while their clueless father is downstairs watching home videos of when she was 3 and learning how to jump rope.

Guy A) Dude...why are are there suddenly so many pictures of hot girl next door types all over internet. Either showing off their tits, or licking each others tits?

Guy B) Dumb Girls with Smart Phones, dude. It's awesome.

by Comics Nut December 11, 2011

dumb white girl disease

White girls who pay bills, give money to, provide housing for, and offer sexual loyalty to guys of other races with no relationship commitment from them in exchange for attention and sex. May or may not end up being a babymomma, which is irrelevant. Dumb white disease (otherwise known as DWD) usually continues until the white girl runs out of money and/or becomes a victim of physical violence at which point she may have a moment of enlightenment; however, many relapse into DWD again and continue the cycle.

Why is Kristy letting him move in with her when he doesn't even have a job and 2 babymommas? Girl I told you she's got dumb white girl disease (DWD).

by F Alicia June 10, 2014

how to make a girl cum

You have to go in circles on her clit

“Please keep going in a circle on my clit daddy that’s how I will cum”. How to make a girl cum

by CallMeDaddyYouSlut January 17, 2018

love this dead girl walking

To have sex in an aggressive way as if it's you last

Oh Chris, love this dead girl walking!

by Baby's hacker April 18, 2017

boys hug girls day

On the 16th of April every year boys should hug there girlfriends crush or just any girl who you know.

So if any girl walks past you hug her make her happy don’t be a creep and hug a random girl.

Say you walk past a girl you know just hug her because it’s boys hug girls day

by Bobobby79 May 21, 2018