pulling a jordan is when people ask you literally anything and you just HAVE to ruin the mood
jacob: "hey jordan what's up?"
jordan: "my ass."
jacob: "fuck you."
jacob: "hey jordan what's up?"
jordan: "my ass."
jacob: "fuck you."
by your typical sveenth grade kid April 17, 2022

noun / phrase
A Meth Pull is a massive, high-risk mob pull in Ashes of Creation, characterized by extreme aggression, overwhelming enemy counts, and a near-total disregard for group survivability.
Despite the chaos, there's just enough tactical intent to make it barely justifiable - and exactly the kind of pull that separates hardcore players from the rest.
A Meth Pull is a massive, high-risk mob pull in Ashes of Creation, characterized by extreme aggression, overwhelming enemy counts, and a near-total disregard for group survivability.
Despite the chaos, there's just enough tactical intent to make it barely justifiable - and exactly the kind of pull that separates hardcore players from the rest.
- Involves pulling more mobs than any casuzal healer can reasonably handle.
- Has a 50/50 chance of success - either legendary xp amounts or a group wipe.
- Meth usually takes the blame, regardless of fault.
- Often triggers panic, confusion, or rage -a yet no one stops it.
- Has become shorthand for any pull that feels insane but necessary.
- Equal parts tactic and meme; feared, respected, and repeated.
Usage :
"That wasn’t a big pull, that was a full-on Meth Pull."
"We wiped again?"
"Yeah, classic Meth Pull. Healer couldn’t keep up."
"Why do we keep doing this?"
"Because..."
- Has a 50/50 chance of success - either legendary xp amounts or a group wipe.
- Meth usually takes the blame, regardless of fault.
- Often triggers panic, confusion, or rage -a yet no one stops it.
- Has become shorthand for any pull that feels insane but necessary.
- Equal parts tactic and meme; feared, respected, and repeated.
Usage :
"That wasn’t a big pull, that was a full-on Meth Pull."
"We wiped again?"
"Yeah, classic Meth Pull. Healer couldn’t keep up."
"Why do we keep doing this?"
"Because..."
by Hübscher September 6, 2025

by Erikka February 27, 2020

It's when a person confesses his/her feelings for a crush of some sort after 2 to 6 days of knowing them
by Paper_boy July 7, 2018

When a retailer announces that they are going to discontinue a popular product, when it is merely a ploy to create a furor online for marketing purposes. (See: Taco Bell’s Mexican Pizza)
Klondike says they’re gonna stop making the hugely popular Choco Taco, but I think they’re pulling a Mexican Pizza.
by btravis311 July 29, 2022

An attempt to change the rules in order to hide or mitigate an embarrassing choice you made in the past. Usually attempted from a place of privileged entitlement.
Our sleazoid CEO is Pulling a Cruz and trying to get interns classified as “volunteers” so he won’t get fired for dating his intern against company policy.
by Wordbird1357 February 5, 2024

A guy who gets daily wet dreams of fucking a humanoid horses from My Little Pony (Rainbow Dash), and maybe with a threesome of Rainbow Dash AND Sunset Glimmer! He loves specifying little details of fucking her, and uses GbayIsCyclone’s adlib against him. (Adlib: That’s How It Works, Yo!)
John: So bro Rainbow Dash and I fucked, and u were walking in and was scarred
GbayIsCyclone: bruh stop, ur Pulling a John.
John: That’s how it works, yo!
GbayIsCyclone: stop using my adlib goddamn it!
GbayIsCyclone: bruh stop, ur Pulling a John.
John: That’s how it works, yo!
GbayIsCyclone: stop using my adlib goddamn it!
by GbayIsCyclone September 2, 2022
