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pulling a jordan

when u have brown hair and can't go 5 mins without making a sexual joke
pulling a jordan is when people ask you literally anything and you just HAVE to ruin the mood

jacob: "hey jordan what's up?"
jordan: "my ass."
jacob: "fuck you."
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Meth Pull

noun / phrase

A Meth Pull is a massive, high-risk mob pull in Ashes of Creation, characterized by extreme aggression, overwhelming enemy counts, and a near-total disregard for group survivability.

Despite the chaos, there's just enough tactical intent to make it barely justifiable - and exactly the kind of pull that separates hardcore players from the rest.
- Involves pulling more mobs than any casuzal healer can reasonably handle.

- Has a 50/50 chance of success - either legendary xp amounts or a group wipe.

- Meth usually takes the blame, regardless of fault.

- Often triggers panic, confusion, or rage -a yet no one stops it.

- Has become shorthand for any pull that feels insane but necessary.

- Equal parts tactic and meme; feared, respected, and repeated.

Usage :
"That wasn’t a big pull, that was a full-on Meth Pull."
"We wiped again?"
"Yeah, classic Meth Pull. Healer couldn’t keep up."
"Why do we keep doing this?"
"Because..."
by Hübscher September 6, 2025
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Pulling a ethan

When you play girls and use them leaving them confused
“Yo I just saw Ben pulling a ethan
by Erikka February 27, 2020
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Pulling an Anubis

It's when a person confesses his/her feelings for a crush of some sort after 2 to 6 days of knowing them
P1: hey
P2: hi
P1: *pulling an Anubis* I love you
by Paper_boy July 7, 2018
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Pulling a Mexican Pizza

When a retailer announces that they are going to discontinue a popular product, when it is merely a ploy to create a furor online for marketing purposes. (See: Taco Bell’s Mexican Pizza)
Klondike says they’re gonna stop making the hugely popular Choco Taco, but I think they’re pulling a Mexican Pizza.
by btravis311 July 29, 2022
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Pulling a Cruz

An attempt to change the rules in order to hide or mitigate an embarrassing choice you made in the past. Usually attempted from a place of privileged entitlement.
Our sleazoid CEO is Pulling a Cruz and trying to get interns classified as “volunteers” so he won’t get fired for dating his intern against company policy.
by Wordbird1357 February 5, 2024
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Pulling a John

A guy who gets daily wet dreams of fucking a humanoid horses from My Little Pony (Rainbow Dash), and maybe with a threesome of Rainbow Dash AND Sunset Glimmer! He loves specifying little details of fucking her, and uses GbayIsCyclone’s adlib against him. (Adlib: That’s How It Works, Yo!)
John: So bro Rainbow Dash and I fucked, and u were walking in and was scarred

GbayIsCyclone: bruh stop, ur Pulling a John.

John: That’s how it works, yo!

GbayIsCyclone: stop using my adlib goddamn it!
by GbayIsCyclone September 2, 2022
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