chocolate-log face

n. One who "has feces for a face", but encoded so children and/or significant-others won't know you just said, "shit-face".

"WHAT?! You're asking me to reimburse you for the shipping-costs for the Christmas gifts you just gave us?!?!

You are such an effing CHOCOLATE-LOG FACE!!!"

(A variant, "choc-logged", can also be applied to describe past-drunkenness. For example:

"Dude...Yeah! <shit! the wife walked in> 'Um, yeah...I was definitely 'choc-logged' last night. Hehe....I have to go. Bye")

by FunkPumpkin September 10, 2011

Pretty Faced Troll

Someone that seems beautiful (I define as a person that's as pretty on the inside as they are on the outside.) However, they turn out to be really great at Gaslighting. May troll a potential lover on Social Media if they are upset or feel wronged.

Synonym: Wolf in sheep's clothing.

I thought Kai was beautiful until they turned out to be a real PFT. (Pretty Faced Troll)

by Dam Skam June 28, 2024

mountain face

A man whose smug face resembles that of the Rocky Mountains

Neil was too much of a mountain face for Malarie to resist

by Fluke69 February 25, 2017

Two Faced

Darren & Aaron

Those Darren & Aaron have been stirring shit again and are being two faced.

by UrWostNiteMareBro October 30, 2019

resting hitch face

The happy smiling face a seasoned hitchhiker wears while thumbing a ride.

Did you see that dirty hippy get that ride in only 5 minutes, he had resting hitch face.

by Marble1779 January 1, 2018

banter face

The face one makes when enjoying a good banter. Often can first be seen in the slightly upturned corners of the mouth.

Every time we start to disagree about some truly dumb shit, I look forward to your banter face.

by VivatRegina December 9, 2023

donut faced Bitch

Spray tan round faced double chin bitch

That donut faced bitch was looking at me

by Boatonredd218 February 12, 2017