Dog botherer

A person whom bothers dogs....... a play on the term God botherer, it refers to a person keen on stroking dogs (non sexual) despite them being tied up, growling or trying to bite your face off

Omfg look at that pooch!!!.....I'm sorry I can't help myself I'm a prolific dog botherer

by TheClawknows May 26, 2020

Dog Water

A word stupid 10 year olds on Fortnite use because they're annoying jokes.

Dog water actually means cum ok

10 year old: 220 dog water boxed like a fish
14 year old boy:

by Your ugly mom February 10, 2021

Bad Dog

When a guy invites a woman over for sex but then proceeds to pursue pointless projects around his house all night instead.

I shaved my legs for that bad dog and he just ignored me and fell asleep.

by elsbeth April 30, 2022

dog friendly apartment

Smells like shit because the owner locks it in the apartment all the time while the dog barks day and night.

dog friendly apartment: knock on door. " Hi I'm your neighbor it is 2:00 am can you please silence your barking dog" while thinking Christ I'm going to upchuck from the stench.

by buckeyeoh November 15, 2017

Dog Buv

Dog crap. If you have to put it to words and music BUV is what happens when the dog craps

MY dog is so smart she makes dog buv right in front of the toilet.

by tymmchn1969 March 7, 2025

The Australian Hot Dog

The act of putting mustard and tomato sauce on you dick and proceeding to have sex with someone.

Guy 1: "Hey, are you still dating that maid of yours?"
Guy 2: "Nah, she was a bitch so I gave her The Australian Hot Dog and left"

by Yunita537 March 11, 2020

doofus dog

A dumb dog who barks a lot and can’t stfu and has a dumb owner

Did u see that dumb owner waking Her doofus dog

by Pato_duck July 17, 2021