mop dog

A term for being The third wheel in a relationship. Like a dog

I think that Joan is acting like a mop dog to jack and jill

by Big brain boi August 16, 2022

Dog blanket

A fucking blanket with a dog having sex

Hey i have a dog blanket she says. Him oh cool

by Thicc nikka April 16, 2019

Chewin' the dog

Not a widely recognized phrase, popularized in Rockstar Games 2010 title 'Red Dead Redemption'. The expression is used to describe the act of engaging in casual conversation, often without any specific purpose other than to socialize or pass the time. Similar to more commonly known phrases such as 'shooting the breeze' or 'chewing the fat,' 'Chewin’ the dog' brings to mind images of relaxed, informal dialogue.

Jake: "You ain't very talkative, are you?"
John: "No."
Jake: "I'm just chewin' the dog, mister. It's how I am. I don't mean nothin' by it."

by yungdookiesac April 1, 2024

Corn Dog

When the dick gets covered with shit like a corn dog after anal intercourse.

I hooked up with Gwendolyn last night and she gave me a PHAT CORN DOG LAST NIGHT!

by xoxophatpouseyxoxo April 28, 2020

dog

god

oh my dog its Jesuses left sandal.

by blastroese December 8, 2022

dog bandana

A piece of fabric you tie on your dog’s neck to make it look cooler than other dogs.

Wow, is Sunny using a dog bandana?
Yes
Now that’s a cool dog.

by Barbs_aloha October 25, 2020

Wash my dog

The act of doing/snorting cocaine. A clever way to hide it from a large crowd but also keep humor high.

“ Hey you guys, wanna go wash your dog?”

“Hey Chris where have you been?” “Sorry I was in the bathroom, I had to wash my dog”

by P.L.S January 31, 2019