Dirty Ezra

The act of cumming into a lava lamp and keeping it your room as an ornament. After you have done that, you have to go to any landmark you want and you gotta wipe your dick on it and take it on camera. You have to do this at least three times so you have enough photos to decorate your room. So now when a friend comes over you can show off your room decor.

Retard 1: bRo DiD yOu HeAr AbOuT tHaT gUy WhO dId A dIrTy Ezra?
Retard 2: YA, EET WOSS SO COOOL. ESSPESHIALY WEN HE MASSTRBAETED ONN THEE NOTERR DAMEE
Normal human 1: WHY THE FUCK WOULD SOMEONE DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
Normal human 2: the real question is why the hell someone looked this up on urban dictionary?
Crazy human 1: IN FACT, WHY ARE WE HERE TALKING ABOUT STUFF FOR URBAN DICTIONARY!
crazy human 2: WHO AM I!!!
crazy human 1: I DON'T KNOW!!!
Everyone: AAAAAAAA!!!!

by Stretchy.L November 29, 2022

Dirty tree

Dirty tree is a s3x to a boy.

I just dirty tree him

by Fnaf_fan March 8, 2022

Dirty Monghoffer

When you dig up a dead woman with a friend and put your face on her pussy and have your friend jump on her so you get a fresh whiff of dead pussy air.

Damn baby I love that dirty monghoffer.

by hoosier-daddy69 March 8, 2022

Dirty McGuire

When slip a dirty cole in your ass then lick anal dog breasts with a fat pig then lube up your butt crack and get butt sex by dirty cole.

Man I miss having dirty mcguires...

by COle SHrouder January 7, 2023

Dirty Jacquouille

When two hot guys have sexual intercourse, despite being aware that one has gonorrhea infected dick, and the infected one wears a chastity lock while being heavily pounded by his partner.

"That guy that sucked me last month gave me a gonorrhea dick, so I guess we can do a Dirty Jacquouille tonight."

by DirtyVladdy November 22, 2021

Dirty Giffen

when a guy is getting road head and when he cum's he drifts off the road and flip's.

Did you hear? John got into an accident yesterday! It was a Dirty Giffen.

by ddawgg92 November 17, 2011

Dirty Issac

When he looks at his sister and pops a Bonner then gose and rubs one out but can’t and bleeds everywhere

I done a dirty Issac last night

by Big fat slobasin July 25, 2023