National Kick a Confederate Day

December 15th
You can go kick a traitor in the place it hurts

Bill: Yo it's National Kick a Confederate Day!!
Issac: Let's go bro!!

by Shiny the borgor December 15, 2023

National give your boyfriend head day

National Boyfriend Day is April 19. This is a day to show appreciation your boyfriend and make him feel special. Love him by really showing how much you love him.

Happy national give your boyfriend head day baby, now come over here.

by Michael Robinson April 19, 2023

National Speak With Images Day

April 27th is National Speak With Images Day

A day where instead of sending texts you send memes/images

Person a:"Tommorow is national speak with images day!"
Person b:"what's that?"
Person a:"instead of sending texts you send, memes, gifs, and images."

by crusaderofthotpockets April 27, 2021

National grab d day

February 11th is when every girl will be obligated to grab a dick as part of their routine

Did you know it’s February 11th?
Yeah, I’m excited because it’s National grab d day

by Bigbet244 February 10, 2019

National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day

A day where Guadalupe gets on her hands knees for Joseph’s Shlong.

“Hey Joseph, you ready?”

“Yea, now get down for National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day.”

by daelynfr May 9, 2024

National sex day

Is on the January 1st cause we all know that you and your boyfriend/girlfriend been kissing for new years for them single people asks someone

Today is National sex day ? you down 😏

by that_1_cutie December 31, 2019

National girlfriend day

November 17th

Today is national girlfriend day. Today is November 17th

by Doc rivers November 17, 2023