Cock monkey

a person who is the biggest douche bag ever and wont stop causing shit

you fucking cock monkey

by MokeyMolester69 February 21, 2020

cock

chicken

person 1. hey wanna see my cock
person 2. how many fucking chickens do you own

by silyfeny August 16, 2021

cock

A cock is what goes in and out of many holes

girl: put the cock in me

boy: which hole?
girl: gtfoo

by bunchofcocksuckers February 6, 2022

Cock newbie

A man who has never sent a picture of his cock online.

Hey sexy send me a dick pic!
I can’t hun I am a cock newbie and am small.

by Rennystar February 20, 2019

Cock fished

Similar to cat fishing some one , with fake pictures.

When a guy sends you a dick pic, that isn’t his dick.

His in fact is much smaller

You won’t believe it, he cock fished me.

by Elles Belles April 5, 2021

Cock Holiday

The day before christmas, a group of men stand over you and jerk their willies off onto you. The phenomenon makes a mistle toe that you get on both knees to get under.

Ruben : Cock Holiday is my favorite holiday
Chris : you fucking fag

by RicardoMandingo December 23, 2020

Cock plug

When you stick your cock in a girls asshole while she is taking a shit

This girl was grinding on me and said she had to take a shit so I cock plugged her

by Ballsinurmouth87969 April 7, 2021