National Oodie Day

December 15th is the day of national oodie day. A day where you wear an oodie the whole day!

Me: Omg todays national oodie day
Friend: look I have my burger one on

by anonymous November 18, 2023

national wear red pants day

the day when you wear red pants. may 11th

"Wow it's may 11th lets wear red pants cause it's national wear red pants day"

by sicknastyawesomepossum May 11, 2013

NATIONAL GRAB DICK DAY

on april 13th every year, girls celebrate national grab dick day!! grab a guys dick on that day.

SHE GRABBED MY DICK,SO I CHOKED HER.
NATIONAL GRAB DICK DAY -IS WHEN A GIRL CAN GRAB YOUR DICK FOR THE SHE DAY.

by OGBRICK39 May 25, 2018

National Quan Day

Quan's birthday

everybody will get free trackhawks and hellcats

"Yo you heard about National Quan Day? Everybody getting trackhawks n shi"

by Odottgzz January 18, 2024

National Treason Day

The one, and only, day of the year that defines what America is about; Her Birthday! The 4th of July is the day that we, as Americans, committed treason against the patriarchy of the Kingdom of Great Britain by declaring our independence.

Today is National Treason Day! Let's go throw some Tea in the harbor to celebrate America's birthday!

by Irish Guacamole July 4, 2024

national tostito day

a day when all you eat are tostitos. yeah why do I need to explain because I have no idea

national tostito day, yum

by hailey loves you June 27, 2020

National Quirky-ism day

On February 8 it is the duty of all of a certain persons mutuals to call them out on their homophobia

"I hate gay pll,
Post that on your story bruh 💀" -Quirky person
"Send me your address, it's National Quirky-ism day" - Gilbert (national treasure)

by Alex The Duck February 8, 2022