Rape face

When you open your mouth and close your eyes really hard

Jonny: What is it doing

Conner: A rape face

by Jhene aiko plug March 14, 2021

face rasin

the gunk on your grandpa, grandma's face that looks like a tasty little rasin that is not edible

man grandma saving that face rasin for later
man you have one big face rasin

by orignalman March 11, 2023

Egg on my face

When you are embarrassed by your ex girlfriend for leaving a snail trail of other dudes semen behind her everywhere she walks, so you decide to crack a few eggs over your head and let the goo slowly run down your face so you can feel like a cumshot whore without the risk of ruining your self esteem.

Random man: “Jesus Christ man, tell your lady to grab a f**king mop! I almost slipped on her snail trail.”

Nik: “Omg brother I’m so embarrassed (pulled 2 eggs from his pocket and cracks them over his head) now I have egg on my face.”

by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025

Vaped in the face

When your friend’s nic is dead so you turn into a vape monster and decide to throw it at their face.

Yo Dom just got vaped in the face because Charly turned into a vape monster.

by Dumb6nitch9ine September 18, 2022

Skank Face

A disease, which when caught makes normal girls look like huge skanks.

All the girls in this town look gross. Must have been an outbreak of skank face.

by Bano8 November 29, 2009

La face creme

When a gets a females cum and rubs it on her face with his dick

She begged for an la face creme

by Rickybobby123456789 August 14, 2022

Fuck Face Villain

Fuck Face Villain - Someone down with the villainry. A pure scumbag who can never get or do right by anybody. A duchess bag by nature.

This old fuck face villain ass tried to play me.
He just look like a old fuck face villain type a dude.

by Shaka Zulu Zulu July 21, 2022