YO MAMA

YO MAMA is a mother fucking ass with a big hairy dick and a pussy as big as mexico. She is gay and has sex with strangers, including the police.

YO MAMA has sex with Donold Trump.

by Donold duck October 25, 2018

yo mama

A series of juvenile,child like,nonsense,and non-admirational jokes about some ones mother.

James:yo mama is so dumb she thought a cheerio was made in Australia...
Reilly:oh really you immature jerk

by MacKenzie Danielle March 19, 2018

yo mama

A practical insult about someone's mother or caretaker.

Yo mama so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back

by DAKINGYOUSUCK May 24, 2018

Yo MaMa

A joke u use to make fun of people mom!!!

Yo Mama so fat I took a picture of her in 1979 and it still printing!!!

by #LIFE SUCK November 22, 2017

yo mama

what your stupid friend says

yo mama so ugly she is the reason slender men does not have eyes

yo mama so ugly she made one direction go the other direction

by Tomt Boromt November 28, 2017

Yo Mama

An old fucking joke generalizing your mom.

Guy: Omg thats as big as...
Guy 2: No, don't.
Guy: YO MAMA
Guy 2: Shut the fuck up already, that joke's old.

by YoMommaJokesAreOld June 10, 2015

Yo wep

1) an outburst.

2) something you just shout out to get attention or to distract someone.

3) to create confusion for you to escape an awkward situation/conversation.

person 1:'Yo wep!'
person 2: 'Cameron's here.'

person 1:'Yo wep!'
person 2: 'What?!'
person 1:'Hey.'

person 1: 'So about what happened last nigh..'
person 2: 'Yo wep!'(turns and walks off.)

by wompwomp. January 06, 2010