cooter wind

Wind that comes from the cooter. Can be noisy or noiseless. Oder may indicate a visit to the clinic is needed
AJ puffed out some massive cooter wind. Ramon said he almost fainted.
by Boom-Pow July 24, 2024
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Sail close to the wind

verge on indecency, dishonesty, or disaster
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The politician's campaign ads sailed close to the wind with their negative attacks on the opponent.
by Arminkshipper July 25, 2024
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Wind uppahcut

Wind enchanted uppercut.
CREATED BY ZACH SCREW YOU LARS :-)
old man: what you done is unforgiveable!
zach: I shall banish you to doom with wind uppercut!
by ZACH December 22, 2003
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wind up girl

When a girl gets taken and the person forces a key into there spine and also forces them to wear skirts so they look like a doll. These girls have a lot of explaining to there parents what happened. Once there key stops spinning they have to rely on the people near them to wind her back up. There names are Charlize Tiffany mahliah Jessica lehlia marlen Kayla and maddison
Of fuck she needs to be wound up before Charlize dies. She look like a doll and has a skirt. They have a lot of explaining Charlize Tiffany mahliah Jessica lehlia marlen Kayla and maddison wind up girl
by Joe mama extreme December 24, 2019
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New England Wind Chimes

When all employees hang themselves simultaneously at their place of work...
I went to clock into work today, but there they were..swaying like New England Wind Chimes
by Metalh3d87 November 19, 2020
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Dark Wind

When the warm gusts of darkness channel through your inner gut caverns, escaping with the smell of infernal incense
I ate a ton of jalapeño kettle chips last night, and my body has been creating an incredible amount of dark wind in response
by MakingBathroom April 30, 2018
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