The University of Adelaide

Adelaide University is the 3rd preferred university in Adelaide, Australia. It is the best University nowhere, being everyones thirds preference after Flinders and UniSA. On any given day, It is either full of asians or noobs and sometimes both. The worst Toilet facilities in Adelaide are provided here.

Most students who attend this university are aware that it is inferior. Some students may even appear snoby or rude about this fact.

Uni SA student: where do you go to uni?

Adelaide Uni student: I go to The University of Adelaide.

Uni SA student: wow, you must be really dumb.

by UnbentShark964 May 24, 2016

university of georgia

a place where people are accepted that cant get into Georgia Tech.

a college where the quarterback is gay and spoons other guys

a place of idiots

Damn, Georgia Tech didnt accept my 2.0 but the university of georgia did.

by georgiayellowjackets May 24, 2009

Stanford University

A prestigious private university where the asshole students can't decide whether they are better than everyone else because they're rich (which they are) or because they're smart (which they aren't). The parties suck and the girls are mediocre. The only bright side is that there are fewer hippies than at Berkeley.

Don't go to Stanford unless you hate having fun.

by Rob May 13, 2005

university of texas

-Biggest University in the U.S. in terms of number of students.

-also known as "texas university"

University of Texas is liberal where Texas A&M University is conservative.

by JRD June 27, 2004

University of Alabama

A horrible college in the middle of Alabama; known for their constant beatings by crappy teams like Miss St. and Florida (who cares about them?).

Dude, did you hear about Alabama getting smacked around by Arkansas? Man, I bet even Virginia Tech could beat them!

by Shuizzle December 16, 2003

University of Texas

A school for people pathetic enough to rave and brag about their school's athletic programs on urban dictionary as if their university is a part of their identity. Seriously, get a life.

University of Texas students are a bunch of soulless red necks.

by wheee May 23, 2006

University of Florida

An institution located in a malaria infested swamp--once noted for it football team which since 1998, has lost 5 out of 6 of its matchups against superior rival, Florida State University.

With the dismal leadership of Steve Spurrier the Washington Redskins pulled a University of Florida and ended the season with an abysmal 5-11 season.

by Bill May 2, 2004