Tampon

An insult in regards to a guy who has a rather small genitalia and tends to prematurely ejaculate after 2 to 5 minutes while penetrating

"-Dude, that chick I did yesterday laughed at me for having a small dick and shooting my load too fast!
-That's what you get for being a tampon..."

by Dismantled March 29, 2007

Tampon Strings

A Greek city in Pinellas County, also known as Tarpon Springs.

I live in Tampon Strings.

by Mynde September 12, 2009

trampoline sex

Having awesome bouncy sex on the surface of a trampoline. Then as the humping grows in intensity the girls vagina experiences rapid pain because the penis cannot stop bc the motion of the trampoline keeps him going.

Maria and Keith had trampoline sex and Maria could not handle the pain but Keith could not stop driving his penis into her.

by JohnSmitty July 10, 2006

period no tampon

what you say when someone’s stating facts

“cardi b is way more gangsta then nicki”
“period no tampon”

by vivivanilla13 October 30, 2018

West Tampa

One of the dirtiest, shittiest neighborhoods in Tampa, Florida. Home to a lot of abandoned houses, old cigar factories, and Cuban sandwich spots. About 3 miles from downtown. The community is predominantly Hispanic although there is a higher ratio of blacks as you move closer to downtown. West Tampa is one of Tampa's historic districts along with Tampa Heights, Ybor City, Hyde Park, and Seminole Heights. West Tampa is Tampa's 2nd oldest neighborhood behind Tampa Heights. Crime can get pretty bad in West Tampa; drugs, violence, theft, etc. Don't go outside at night, don't make any unnecessary eye contact with anybody, and keep your doors locked!

Tommy got his chain snatched in West Tampa. He should've known better but he had to learn the hard way.

by Zambookie June 20, 2014

Anal Seepage Tampon

A product created by Sir Joseph Clements MBE to help porn stars and there amatuer counterparts not suffer from the effects of Anal Seepage.

After a long hardcore session possibly involving Robocop you get changed into your favourite white denim jeans. You go out and suddenly you favourite white jeans are now ruined due to the effects of Anal Seepage. An Anal Seepage Tampon stops the after effects of Anal Sex guaranteed.

by HillBilly Hitmen June 25, 2008

sample trample

people bum rushing each other over a very desirable offering at the Costco food sample station

And how's your grandma doing?
It's so sad. She's recovering from a broken hip after she got sample trampled at Costco at the Kobe beef sizzler sample station.

by Ae5Ea8 February 21, 2015