Crow-Shaped Tool

A meticulously carven piece of wood in the shape of a crow. Used primarily as a door stop. Its shiny new coat of chrome paint is indicative of its magical properties.

"Hey Simmons, would you mind passing the Crow-Shaped Tool over here? I would like to check out its new paint job."

by mikeohl December 14, 2007

Tool Box

Refers to a frat house whose population includes a "tool majority" (aka) many tools in one frat house

"Those tools from Alpha Kai ransacked our kitchen then legged it back to their tool box"

by XdancingqueenX September 14, 2009

tool bag

a person who hangs out with tools
he is their ringleader who carries the rest of the tools along with him, like a bag that carries tools

Michael is such a tool bag all he ever does is hang around with tools

by wordception June 18, 2011

hella-tool

Anyone who uses the word hella in a sentance.

Dude, did you just say " hella tight "? You are the biggest hella-tool I've ever seen!

by jd January 30, 2004

tool box

a trader at Natexis Bleichroeder whose pythons are very sick. he is constantly ridiculed for his words and actions, even shunned.

"Got you are such a TOOL BOX!!!!"

by mpcevoy July 27, 2006

cool your tools

a work friendly way to say calm your tits ; the only way to tell a bitch to calm down

Margaret: omg I fucking hate you
Bob: cool your tools margaret

by coolyourtools September 8, 2016

Aoife o toole

A breed of girls who specify there time in applying fake tan , scrubbing fake tan of and walking her dog . She doesn’t only do this , infact she pulls the lot! ***eoin Quinn mikey walsh Raff Malone

Friend: oh yeah fake tans on offer in boots at the mo
Aoife: omg yay! I’ve been through my 5th bottle this week

Friend : but they have only got extra dark
Aoife: that’s what I get anyways

Aoife o toole is a type of girl with a badass attitude

by Grace123Hannon September 9, 2019