BIG JIM

The fattest person in hoover everybody be talking about him.

BIG JIM IN THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by DIEHARDNOAH February 28, 2020

Jim

A Jim, or anyone with the name Jim is the pinnacle of humankind. Jim’s are kind, Karina loving people with immense brain power and intellectual capability. Jim’s are the kind of people who will lead the world into the future with all their great thinking. Jim’s are also capable of great sex, due to their amazing technique good length and nice girth. Altogether Jim’s are the best kind of humans you can get.

Hey are you called Jim
Yeah
Well, you must be great
Hell yeah

Hey Jim you ready to have sex again
Yeah, of course, I have the stamina of a cheetah
Nice let’s bang right away

by ArabicDave312 September 3, 2022

Jimming it

The process of waiting to ask out someone because they are in a serious relationship. Based off of the TV show, The Office, where a main character, Jim, waits until his future soulmate is out of a relationship to ask her out

"Hey man u gonna ask her out this weekend"
"Nah man she's dating Roy right now, I'm Jimming it till then"
"All right I gotchu"

by PoopButt July 1, 2016

jim wilde

A sexy ladies man. Has skills. Very good with his hands. Has an amazing penis. Faithful, humble, and makes women crazy.

Jim wilde? Ya we know him who doesn't?

Fuck Jim Wilde. He fucked my lady!

by Dr. Phillip oliverholes December 20, 2016

Jim N Ecricket

A guy that misspells words all the time and argues about it when he's corrected. He uses internet definitions tried to establish precedents based on the blogs of 14 yr old special education students.

Did you read that guy's comments? He spelled psyche completely wrong and when was corrected, he argued about it. He's such a Jim N Ecricket.

by Dictionary Bill May 9, 2017

Jim Crowe kiss

When a goth girl wearing black lip stick kisses you all over your face, except your lips, making you look straight out of a racist comic from the Alabama newspaper.

Hey Ryan! My girl gave me the Jim Crowe kiss last night, you need to try it!

by thuggaballz July 24, 2024

Jim Flammera

An obviously fake alias someone comes up with in a panic

"What was his name?"
"Um, Carl Totes".

That is such an obviously fake name. You just pulled a Jim Flammera

by FP66 December 7, 2023