google craps

A more specific and truthful description of "Google Maps" — the directions provided by Google Maps that lead you to a place not even remotely close to your desired terminus. Essentially, whether you reach your desired destination is a crapshoot.
"I followed the directions from Google Craps about how to go from midtown Manhattan to Lord & Taylor in Scarsdale; however, I wound up at a beach in Mamaroneck."
by Buzzman_ie September 13, 2013
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Google fever

When a person uses Google for LITERALLY anything.

The person may or may not know what they're talking about but uses Google to breathe and live.
RO*I had Google fever.
Simple
by Your classic crackhead March 20, 2019
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google slides

google slides are a pair of slip-on flipflops, aka slides, that say 'google slides' on them because we are all stuck in 2019
you got a pair of google slides? me too!
by relevationslrf February 24, 2022
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Google baiter

Person who has open comment blog, then changes blog to require signing into Google to comment.
I commented on that open blog, went back to comment and the website blog required me to get a Google account to comment. I don't like that Google baiter.
by doublesunrise June 23, 2011
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google drunk

When you're so drunk you believe you have the answer to everything
Yo I was so Google drunk last night I started explaining the science of getting high.
by Hawiw November 03, 2016
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daddy google

The name someone calls google when they use google 24/7 like cheating etc, they also believe everything they see on google
Girl 1: i get a hundred percent on my test because i used google!

Girl 2: so your a daddy google girl?
by An0ny-m0use December 02, 2020
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Narci-Googling

The act of searching for yourself or references to yourself on Google.
I was narci-googling and found an old YouTube video that I made.
by Dr. T-Pain the elder October 31, 2022
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