Minge tassels

When the tassels on the end of your scarf poke out underneath of your coat.

Put your minge tassels away!

by Ma G cat July 11, 2022

minge lard

An undesirable build up of grime in or around the vag. Usually down to poor hygiene or a yeast infection.

Mate 1: Becky wanted me to plate her but I couldn't ...

Mate 2: Why bruv?

Mate 1: Cos her backy pouch was smothered in Minge Lard mate...

by Cothers Munt April 8, 2021

Minging

a post jelq technique to limit one's desire to edge and or goon. The action involves inserting your recently jelqed penis into your own asshole. A Christmas ornament or bell must then be attached to the shaft of your penis to help deter from gooning/edging.

"Dude I just can't stop gooning. It's ruining relationships in my life."

"I've got a bell in my drawer over here, maybe minging could help you out?"

by Sawseh March 6, 2024

Ming

A provoked word used in a simple sentence, to over-fully express something, or say it from the manner.

“Ming” is a decisive word to many people, it originated from a man, who’s name is Aidan E. , however it was then passed on to others and really started to spark after a friend of Aidan, randomly one night, swung his arms up in a waved motion and proceeded to say, “Ming J”. After that event, it grew on from there.

“I’m about to “Ming” this up”

“Yea nah yea Ming J Ming J”

“I’m straight “mingin’” right now.”

by Yea nah yea cj March 23, 2021

minge lock

The taking of a large woman for fingering at short notice.

Toby had that big grey haired unit in a minge lock.

by tobyunedog August 16, 2016

Minge

Someone who is very cheeky and always avoiding their responsibilities. They are annoying and irritating in a shy and cute way.

Allen is such a minge (n.). He spent the whole weekend minging in bed (v.).

by Kobear69 January 27, 2024

Minge

This means a car in British

When an American comes to England ,say “I like your minge”. They Will appreciate it.

by Ale.xis July 18, 2021