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Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
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greasing congress

v. Arranging in advance for a supposedly impartial decision to be made by a jury, an employment office, the senate etc. Often a criminal activity.

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I may not be home for supper. Me and Rudy will be greasing congress until late. Again.

Okay. I’ll just leave the burgers in the fridge. Again.
by gnostic3 December 27, 2019
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Grease Merch

a Grease mErch is a slang wOrd foR chip shop in yorkshire.
you want to Go to the grease mErch tonight.
by Mersyside 123 August 15, 2021
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Grease Horn

Another word for your cell phone. Meaning that it is used to pick up grease (aka women, guys, booty call, etc...). Often used to describe a phone that gets ridiculous amounts of calls, texts and picture messages resulting from hitting on people and greasing them up like a boss.
"Heey, why didn't you pick up the grease horn last night?"

"Sorry man, it wasn't working, there was much too much grease so it was pooched for the night"

"Ahhh, I get it. You salty dawg you!!!"
by IngridtheCat July 20, 2012
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Greased Egg grip

When you're shooting a handgun, you want to hold firmly enough that you hold on to the gun but not so that you're doing a Darth Vader death grip: "Greased Egg Grip". Hold it firmly enough it doesn't fly out of your hand but not so tight as to crack the egg and get it all over your shoes.
Man.. I can shoot my Beretta comfortably all day long with this Greased Egg grip without my Arthritis kicking in.. whoever thought of it was a genius!
by SRG720 January 27, 2012
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Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
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grease trap

The act of a threesome where one person catches all the drippings
by Dirty -J- October 3, 2016
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