French Surprise

When you are having a prank war and you surrender by leaving a massive white shit in the toilet.

I just couldn’t handle Jerry’s pranks anymore so I had to leave him a French Surprise.

by ShitDick82637 January 8, 2022

french bicycle

A term used when both partners roll into a wheel while 69ing

There is no room to French bicycle in here we would roll into fucking everything

by Frenchmen99876 April 21, 2014

Sneak French

When you go in for a kiss and slip your tongue into your partners mouth instead.

Babe come on I just want to kiss you, stop sneak frenching me!

by Marcus shlang September 18, 2016

french roll

A mixture of tobacco and Marijuana rolled into a cigarette.

"Hey man, is that a lefty?"
"Nah, got a french roll."

by Cadet Sunshine September 11, 2015

french favour

It's a blow job in return for a favour

He just did me a favour helped me cut the grass I'm going to give him a French favour in return

by Pinocchios brother April 14, 2014

Learn French

Wank

Guys, I go offline, I have to learn french

by TheREALSaltyAlpaca April 8, 2021

French Panfles

A combination of french toast, pancakes, and waffles; often made for one who cannot decide between the three.

Also the best breakfast food ever!

Pancakes...french toast....waffles...grr I can't decide! I'll just make french panfles!

Dude! These french panfles are AMAZING!!

by rabybaby09 July 29, 2010