Honey Deuce

The phrase "Honey Deuce" is often associated with a delicious and refreshing cocktail originally created by Grey Goose to celebrate the US Open tennis tournament. It also is used in the subculture of scatophilia when one person urinates and defecates on another person for sexual gratification.

My date was so appreciative that I took them to the US Open that afterward they came back to my place and took a honey deuce on my chest.

by Juan McEnroe September 1, 2023

Honorary Deuce

Taking a dump for a fallen/long lost brother in arms.

Person A: Yo did you hear Paw is moving to Toronto?
Person B: Oh shit really man? Gotta take an honorary deuce for him.

by Pins Mcgee December 22, 2013

deuce

A synonym for the word "too". Since deuce means the number 2, and "two" and "too" sound the same, you can sub it.

1. I got four hours of sleep last night, I'm deuce tired.

2. Gimme some food! I'm deuce hungry!

by Black107 November 1, 2006

Road Deuce

A poop taken outside of the home and under non-ideal conditions for privacy and time allowed and perhaps even boosted in frequency due to the overindulgence associated with vacation or travel.

The food and partying was great but the frequent Road Deuces made the trip a little more challenging.

by Prediction? Pain August 27, 2022

Deuce

You know ur man,
Joe, or something,
Ah you do
With the mullet
Joe
Deuce
Ah you do

“Deuce man listen up!”

by nym.pseudo May 12, 2021

Deuce Deuce

A police officer and/or CO. Originating from prisons and county jails, this term is used to alert others of correctional officers entering the unit/cell block. Once out of incarceration, many former inmates continue to use this term to alert others of (a) law enforcement official(s) presence.

Most of us saw the correctional officer enter the unit. Many inmates yelled "deuce deuce!" in a vain attempt to alert the men smoking marijuana in the bathroom.

(inmate no.1)What happened to alI of your ass tobacco? (inmate no.2)I saw the deuce deuce coming in for the raid and I threw it across the unit. (inmate no.1) Daaaamn bro. That sucks!

by Oatmeal the serial killer April 18, 2018

Ghost the deuce

The act of taking a poo, then leaving without any acknowledgment of its existence including wiping, flushing or saying goodbye.

What's that smell? Did you just Ghost the deuce??

by lexicon55 August 11, 2021