preached anus

An anus after church.
Ie: man, that pastor was huge. Gave me a Preached Anus
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high anus

When your father leaves for a extended amount of time
Mom where’s dad?
Honey he’s high anused
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High anus

When someone leaves for a extended period of time
Hey mom where’s dad
Honey you know he’s been on a high anus
by Jex October 01, 2022
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Anus-flour

Special flour to make ones anal area non-sticky.

While stimulating someones anus it can occur that the anal area, in particular the anus it self, can get glutinous. This causes the skin of the receiving part to stick to the skin of the active part. Anus-flour can help in this regard, presupposed it is worked into the dough correctly.
Carl:"Man Lisa i really like eating your ass, but your skin gets stuck on my tongue all the time."
Lisa:"No problem Carl I have some anus-flour with me."
Carl:"Thank you Lisa! This will assure that we both can enjoy our sexuality."
Lisa:"Yeah! But just make sure to work it into the dough correctly."
by sisanchopancho May 27, 2019
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burning anus tapper

when you lick a man/womans anus till its raw then after using bengay as lubricent use your penis as a hammer from that shitty gopher game we all played as kids and tap that shit till it bleeds.
i was with this elderly man last week who said he never has any fun anymore, so i performed the burning anus tapper then tucked him into bed.
by chicagomeathouse November 07, 2013
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Anus Beef

The beefy mush that comes from your anus. Anus beef often has a strong musk. Some anus beef is very potent, while others may only have a slight beefy taste.
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anus beast pounder

I got a serious case of the dabbits from that anus beast pounder!
by Whiskyghost June 27, 2023
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