Weed Widow

The wife or partner of a grower of weed who finds herself alone for the majority of the time while the grower tends to the crop and other details. Being a weed widow made financial sense, which outweighed the absence of a husband or partner, before legalization destroyed the Black Market.

Harvest had him so busy she became a Weed Widow.

by Napkinlife August 9, 2018

asshole weed

when inmates shove weed so far up their rectum it doesn’t come out when the cough for an asshole check.

guys i coughed so hard and my asshole weed didn’t come out of my asshole

by crustydiscarge69 February 4, 2021

Cum Weed

When I get upset I can't put my peepee in cheese butt and then eat a dandelion

"plz let put peepee in butt."

"No go cum weed yourself bitch"

by Lesly bean March 27, 2020

Weed Buck

Currency accepted in Weed, CA in 2 restaurants, one's ran by Roger, he's a cool guy but he's a meth addict I think

I don't have a lot of cash on me, but I have five weed bucks, do you take those?

by marchkarcz October 5, 2019

Crotch weed

When weed falls on your lap when rolling a joint or packing a bowl

Courtney's lap was filled with crotch weed after rolling a joint

by Ekesty August 8, 2016

Yang Weed

Yang Weed is the massive gamer and gang weed following behind Andrew Yang, our first gamer president. If we don't want to live in a society or be oppressed, we must fight for our fellow yang weeders at all costs. Gamers rise up!

Person: Hey are you affiliated with gang weed?
You: Oh no, I have risen. I am now a part of Yang Weed.

Person: Wanna smoke some gang doinks and live in a society?
You: Hell yeah, but first, let me tell you about my passion for Yang Weed.

Person: Man I wish we had a gamer president to stop us from being oppressed.
You: You should join Yang Weed, he is a gamer like us and will help us not live in a society. The Chads will fall before us.

by I AM AN EPIC GAMER December 11, 2019

Rumor weed

Where oh where do i begin. Throughout time the rumor weed has terrorized the city of Bumsleburgh spreading rumors throughout its inhabitants. Once defeated by the renown batman like hero, "LARRY BOY" the rumor weed has escaped and moved into the lower Hudson valley of New York. Now the rumor weed is headed to be the biggest meme in all of instagram and might overflow to all social media platforms such as KIK and LIKIDEN. If you haven't heard of this weed you should go follow him on Instagram @I.AM.THE.RUMOR.WEED. she now takes the faces of well known people like Queen Elizabeth and so on. You will not be disappointed. If you look at this and don't follow the rumor weed she will find you and will rape you. She might also send INCEST CHILLI after you so watch out. #rumorsquad

Guy: Have you heard of INCEST CHILLI?
DUDE: you're gay
MAN: Have you guys heard of the Rumor Weed?
Guy and Dude: *stops following INCEST CHILLI and follows the rumor weed*
MAN: *Ascends into rumor weed heaven for spreading the good word*

by the rumor weed February 13, 2019