Christian Twist

hammer a nail through your penis into a hefty piece of wood (preferably a crucifix) then spin around and around twisting up your shit like a crazy beach lollypop

That sick fucker thinks he's Jesus, gave himself a Christian Twist.

by arrbby July 1, 2011

Orange mc twisty mc twist

“Orange mc twisty mc twist”

The one person in Iballistic squids comment section with the randomest name ever

Shout out to Orange mc twisty mc twist

Every time u say “ orange mc twisty mc twist” stampy will spin around in a circle and say

“Orange mc twisty mc twist,

Orange mc twisty mc twist,

Orange mc twisty mc twist”
Try it next time he’s live 😉
Btw if ur confused this is from iballistic squids YouTube channel

“Mincraft Xbox - Island Of Eden - Orange Mctwisty Mctwist! (9)” :)

“Orange Mc twisty Mc Twist, I see you watching this Videoooo”

“Hey stampy”
“What?”
“Orange mc twisty mc twist”
* stampy spinning around*

“Orange mc twisty mc twist,
Orange mc twisty mc twist,
Orange mc twisty mc twist”

Your welcome stampy and squid fans 😌

by Madman Max March 4, 2022

twist and go

Twist and go, to perform sexual acts with a member of the opposite sex and then leave.

I twist and go’d on him last night

by Johhny99 July 10, 2018

Twisted shocker

We all know what a shocker is , let me introduce you to a twisted shocker. When a guy make a hand gesture to low for a cig to another guy an it looks like one in the stink a you jingling the go-nads with two fingers.. bam twisted shocker !!!!

Parton me are you asking for a cig ? Or a twisted shocker ?

by Amoreme18 December 2, 2025

Twisting One Off

When a man masturbates.

Friend: What are you up to today?
Man: Not much, just sitting here twisting one off.

by EldonTKD August 9, 2021

Urban Twist

Words associated with the urban dictionary that are very disturbing and inappropriate.

"Wow this is such an urban twist.It should probably be banned from the urban dictionary...oh well we're all fucked up people."

by Deadasf September 10, 2016

Twisting A Cows Nipples

“Twisting a cows nipples” is a phrase derived from ancient irish/celtic culture. It basically means doing something retarded.

“ damn you retard, your really “ Twisting A Cows Nipples ” at this point.

by mikereds_vicard July 28, 2023