Guilt Status Update

A Facebook or other social networking status intended to get attention, where lack of action is cause for guilt. Often posted by facebook sympathy whores, and usually featuring a call to repost it.

Facebook Whore's Guilt Status Update : "Like this status if you care about me. Comment if you're a true friend. Repost if you have the guts to see who yours are."

by That One Fucking Guy August 12, 2012

Crack Status

Straight up. Or madd. Top status. Hardcore. Doing something for real. Seriously doing something; Ex: Hardcore chilling.

1: What's up?
2: Crack status chillin, you?
1: Word. Same.

by [lena] January 9, 2008

Fat Girl Status

(adj) Used to describe obsessive concerns with food. Typical actions of what a fat girl would do to obtain food.

1) Ordering a microwave to your hotel room to make popcorn after a huge meal. One would say "Dude...that was so fat girl status!"

2) Eating an entire roll of cookie dough and then going to get a fatty buritto at 1:00 in hte morning is "fat girl status"

by Jawhitt February 17, 2005

Rainbow Status

when you have a pair of flip flops that are so old and worn that they have arch support like Rainbow brand sandals

"i love my black flip flops"

"Dude those are like Rainbow status"

"they should be, i've had them since like fourth grade"

by Princess536 August 20, 2008

Dane Cook Status

When u tell a joke at a high caliber, it is very funny and people relate to u. This comes after the Comedian Dane Cook who tells good jokes that are true.

WOW man that was halarious you be on that Dane Cook Status. Thanks Daniel

by Christian Ramos December 8, 2007

Legendary Sex Status

When You have 1 or more threesomes

I had a threesome so I have Legendary sex status

by Sex Maximum September 2, 2019

Idgetory Status Update

The status off being an Idget (idiot)

Dad! did you hear about the bus driver that forgot to drop off the kids?
really? idgetory status update

by theheem April 24, 2019