charming the snake

To charm the snake means to pull on one's own wiener. I.E. Masturbate

I told her instead of going on a date, I would rather stay home charming the snake by myself.

by myanacondadoesnot November 21, 2014

Bass snake

A big, fat, throbbing penis.

"Aw yeah, take a look at my bass snake, baby. Let's fuck."

by Dickweed McGee May 3, 2014

chimney snake

when my girlfriend gives me bonner when im wearing skinny jeans

Ow! i cant stand up i have a chimney snake!

by bigDnig June 19, 2011

Snake Butt

Snakes dont have butts
so its someone that doesnt have a butt.

damn.. that girl has a Snake Butt

by mrsummers August 20, 2009

trouser snake

A guys penis/dick. Also an actual real snake lol, also known as sneaky little devil.

Do u like trouser snakes? OOOOO whats a trouser snake?!

by Pavelski8 September 12, 2006

s-snake

my ghetto fab nickname

Yo, j-hawk, do you think this YOGURT-pooh song is awesome?

Yeah, thanks, s-snake, for showing me such a great song.

by El_Scorcho September 13, 2003

mad snake

someone who is extremely good at life/is amazing

steph baked me cookies.. what a mad snake!!! or bryce will lend stuart money because he is a mad snake

by whatsthedifference June 3, 2006