Simon

A guy that wrecked a kid tonight

Lets simon a kid!

by Suckmyassxx1234 January 11, 2019

Simon

A guy that really like snails and is really nice to everyone around them.

Guy 1 - Hey, hqve you seen that guy Simon?
Guy 2 - Yeah! Hes amazing to talk to!

by FRYS02 May 4, 2023

Simone Dianne Butler

The definition of a poor needy individual normally characterized as INDIGENT

Oh that’s just Simone Dianne Butler, she’s an indigent needy begging whore

by BossedUpBabyMama March 9, 2022

Simon Montgomery

Someone who doesn't understand the definition of nicknames.

Im Simon Montgomery I don't understand shit about nicknames.

by BPaws August 16, 2016

Simon

Complete faggot

He fucked a dude, what a simon.

by mcdouchebag1997 November 23, 2021

Simon Sadler

A man who takes over a football club he supports and saves it from administration.

Bolton Wanderers F.C. really need a Simon Sadler to take over their club
"We've got Simon Sadler"

by BenGarrityAppreciation August 23, 2019

Simon

A hot bodded gentleman, makes all ladies go crazy while swooning. His name is the worded embodiment of beauty and passion.

Look at Simon his body, ahhh.

by chewy chonkers June 26, 2022