Gay 1: “Dude he’s such a pearl diver.”
Gay 2: “For sure, he’s only with him because he has a house in the Hamptons.”
Gay 2: “For sure, he’s only with him because he has a house in the Hamptons.”
by Rogersmithissexy August 27, 2025

A pick me Pearl is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval, will embarrass or throw women under the bus but in the process she is rejected from the demographic of men she is pandering to, due to the fact that she is to masculine/outspoken.
"she says all the right things for the type of man she wants, why isn't anyone picking her?"
"It's because she's a pick me pearl"
"It's because she's a pick me pearl"
by Bitterbunn April 21, 2024

by Maya Ballsich February 14, 2023

When you hoist up on the walls of a bathroom stall and hold yourself up. Then you bomb your shit into the toilet, hoping to hit your target. Best done in a non-handicap stall.
Bobby got a hall pass from his teacher and left the classroom. On his way to the bathroom, he remembered that it was December 7th. In honor of Pearl Harbor Day, Bobby opted to commemorate the occasion in a special way. He hoisted himself up on the walls of the bathroom stall, holding him self up with his ripped abs. Bobby let his missiles loose in a glorious Pearl Harbor, all but one missing the target, leaving a royal mess around the toilet. It was so bad, that Bobby had to sneak into the next stall to clean himself up. As he left the stall, he heard Mr. Garrison scream, "what the hell?" Bobby reminded him that it was Pearl Harbor day and together they shared a moment of silence in remembrance.
by Aardvark Nineteen February 15, 2017

A rusty pearl is a hard object produced when sperm , poo and sand are combined within the soft tissue of the rectum after anal intercorse on the beach or in a sandy area.
i fucked this bitch on the beach in her ass and all the sand i pumped in her butt caused a rusty pearl to form .
by atomicjive December 1, 2010

by Ernbert May 1, 2021

by Weelspac February 20, 2020
