one eye is going into the shop, the other is coming out with the change

When someone with a lazy eye is not wearing the prescribed glasses and their eye is wonkey.

Dude, one eye is going into the shop, the other is coming out with the change. LOL!

by MrSmithy251 August 30, 2010

change da world my final message, goodby e

"change da world my final message, goodby e" is a meme that originated from r/cursedimages on reddit from a rat holding a ciggarate and the bottom text was from a video game.

change da world my final message, goodby e *vanishes aestheticly*

by yojoemama ha ha ah March 24, 2022

ching chong ning hong ching chang chong

It's a phrase when people trying to sound like Asian people but ended up being racist.

Kyle: hey Trung, ching chong ning hong ching chang chong. Do you know Jackie chan?
Trung: I'm Vietnamese, not Chinese.
Kyle: Hing Hong Ching Chong!!!

by Chowy chow chow January 26, 2022

jeans so tight you can see loose change

Your pussy shows through your pants

Jeans so tight you can see loose change

by Buckshot1999 July 25, 2017

You can hate me if you want, I'm not changing for nothing

A phrase that can be said in self-defense when someone is verbally harassing you. It implies that you do not care if they hate you for what you are or what you do, and that you will not conform to their ways to satisfy them. Useful in situations involving politics, choosing sides in an argument, etc. It is a perfect saying when you are under verbal attack by hate-filled people.

Some bitch: You suck! That's because you're a Republican!
Ryan (Me): You can hate me if you want, I'm not changing for nothing.

The Kentucky Yankee: Proud UrbanDictionary user giving you great comebacks since August 1, 2004.

by The Kentucky Yankee October 03, 2005

Why did you change the date to December 27, 2022?

UD Jews, I’m talking to you

On my “Ball of Confusion” definition, there is a weird date: December 27, 2022.

I’m assuming you guys must have changed it to this.

Is something supposed to happen on this day?

Why did you change the date to December 27, 2022?

by Death Menace September 07, 2022

Irish oil change

1. Hospitalization and fluid replenishing IV drip after excessive alcohol consumption or binge drinking

2. The act of getting a hydrating IV drip and/or consuming lots of fluids to recover from a night of drinking.

You hear Nate is in the Hospital again? After that month long bender he was admitted for an Irish oil change

by Brigantine Brew crew April 03, 2019