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Testicle fuck

the act of placing a penis in between two testicles and making rapid humping motions repeatedly
The last time I saw a pair of testicles that nice I had to testicle fuck them
by skinnypenis42069 March 24, 2019
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testiMOANial

When someone’s so good at doing the sex that the person they’re sleeping with moans so loud and vigorously that anyone nearby is unquestionably aware of the pounding being dealt by the nearby sex god.
Patrick-Did you hear the TestiMOANial coming out of that hookers mouth? It woke up the rest of us. Chris is awesome, god bless that magic dick of his.

Kristina- yea, I was asleep 5 blocks away and came running when I heard the call of our people.. He’s a real sex god!
by Dick winters June 2, 2019
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Testicular infection

Very painful infection in the testicles. May have moderate to severe pain. Medical help is strongly suggested for proper diagnosis.

Why are you looking up medical conditions on a site mainly used for modern day slangs?
Man 1: Oh shit I think I got testicular infection!
Man 2: Go get a doctor to properly diagnose it!
Man 1: AAHHHH GOD IT HURTS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER!!
by Piggy_Master603 June 22, 2019
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Testicular Retraction

When a person absorbs his nutsack into his kidney.
*BREAKING NEWS*

Man caught showing 3rd graders his testicular retraction skills is now facing the death penalty.
by Dick Widebum August 24, 2019
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Testiostos

When your testicles are tasting better than tostitos, you say testiostos
Oh baby, your testiostos are tasting real nice. I think I want some for the Super Bowl
by realpherringv September 24, 2019
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Testie bump

When two males touch testicles making their nuts bump and their future children hi-five.
"hey Habib, do you want to do the testie bump"
"Sure Ramin, why not"...
They both pull out their nuts and bump them
by Acturus1 November 21, 2019
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Testie bump

When two males touch testicles making their nuts bump and their future children hi-five.
"hey Habib, do you want to do the testie bump"
"Sure Ramin, why not"...
They both pull out their nuts and bump them
by Acturus1 November 21, 2019
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