net-tan

The particular hue that a person’s face assumes when constantly lit by an iPad, mobile phone, computer or tablet.

Look at (insert name here) she/he has a lovely glowing net-tan. He/she really should get out more.

by pbdrivers December 28, 2017

The farmers tan

The farmers tan is a serious of events in which the mall sticks his penis in side a women’s ass then will move on to the women giving the man a blow job, which results in the staining of the women’s mouth

“Jaime got the farmers tan the other day”

by Naveedas04 January 11, 2020

Tan

A baby

Look at my little tan

by 459395 March 8, 2022

the society of the uran tan

the society of the uran tan is an elite society that walks the walk of the urangatang. If you are a member of the uran tan society you are an uran tan fan/ uran tan fan man.

I am a member of the society of the uran tan so I am an uran tan fan.

by Smashed Smores October 13, 2020

Pepperoni with a tan

A pepperonni pizza with pineapple on it

After Travis finished taking the top off his Scout we ordered a pepperoni with a tan.

by JoelSeventyTwo December 24, 2010

Tan Up

Free to do whatever , have fun , get lit , get active

I’m bout to go Tan Up , Summer bout to be Tan Up , Shawty Let’s Tan Up

by anonymous April 2, 2022

Theater Tan

Refers to actors (usually Caucasian) who are extremely pale and barely go outside at all.

Jerry spent his whole life on stage that he’s starting to develop a theater tan.

by P@stywh!tedude January 7, 2024