Kellogg Syndrome

When someone is extremely afraid of masturbation. This is in reference to the founder of Kellogg's cereal because he thought that corn flakes would stop masturbation, thought that circumcision was a cure for many unrelated diseases, thought that pain killer sure not be used in circumcision so that it would be like a punishment, and often burned the clitoris.

-I think my parents have Kellogg Syndrome. They walk in on me and lost their minds!

- No way i'm doing that! Its too noisy. My parents have Kellogg Syndrome and would kill me if they found out I beat my meat on a regular basis!

by tyster_gunner June 5, 2017

Bouchard Syndrome

Patient may present with a proponency to not give a fuck about a damn things, specially all the bullshit happening in this world. Effective treatment are, caffein, alcohol and 2 double cheese burgers with crisp bacon.

Person 1 : Hi how are you ? Person 2 : Fuck off loser (Bouchard Syndrome)

by BMAM September 5, 2016

Fortnite Syndrome

An effect in videogames where, they update it far too often for any strategy to be viable or found.
This would also count for games were there are no new metas because no strategy lasts too long.

Yeah using *new meta* is never gonna last, it has Fortnite Syndrome.

I was using *new meta* for 3 weeks and now I'm pissed, it was patched.

by NotASuperSpy September 2, 2020

Hammerhead Syndrome

A man or woman who has atypically wide spread eyes. Noteable examples include Uma Thurman and Bandersnatch Cucumberbunch.

That girl over there is super fine but has a serious case of hammerhead syndrome. No thanks.

by TheDrunkenMoo July 20, 2016

Jetstream Syndrome

When a large portion of a Video Game's fanbase consists of teenagers who make the game their entire personality despite only watching a few cutscenes and seeing a lot of memes.

I miss when DMC5 wasn't just a game known for memes, the game's been suffering through Jetstream Syndrome a lot recently.

by MrEggawott February 15, 2023

Kaplan Syndrome

The act of Jeff Kaplan (Creator of Overwatch) playing a game of Overwatch and getting mad at a character and nerfing them until they're useless or unbalanced. This also can be applied to Jeff Kaplan buffing a character (Moira) or not balancing a character (Tracer)...

Seagull: Great, Jeff has another case of "Kaplan Syndrome"
Custa: Again? What'd he do this time?
Seagull: He nerfed Mercy and Genji, again...
Custa: Great.

by theblackjack2003 May 13, 2018

Chastity Syndrome

Constantly telling lies, especially when the truth is better.

Henry, you lie so much. I would bet you have Chastity Syndrome.

by Jennni December 3, 2019