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You don’t hear me preaching on a Sunday

When you tell someone that something is a bad idea, they don’t believe you, and still do it anyways. The equivalent of “I told you so.”
Me: “We probably shouldn’t do anal.”
Us: *do anal
Wife: “Great, there’s shit on the comforter.”
Me: “Yeah, I knew this would happen, but you don’t hear me preaching on a Sunday.”
by The Griddler1 January 8, 2025
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sunday the 17th of july

the beginning of proving alex wrong week
it’s sunday the 17th of july”
“no it’s not”
“oh”-alex
by lolokitsme July 17, 2022
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Ass Rape Sunday

the third Sunday in June, a day on which anal sex in particular is honored, especially in Consensual Non-Consenting arrangements

The first known observation of the holiday was on the fifteenth of June, 2008, and is often celebrated in place of, or alongside Father’s Day in the United States
“A happy Ass Rape Sunday, to All Who Celebrate,”
by Perman April 29, 2025
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Crispy Scott Sunday

When you're fucking a man up the ass and he tries to stop you by forcing a poop out to send up your urethra, but you at the same time ejaculate as hard as you can to counter the flow.
"Man I tried to rape me in prison but I gave him a Crispy Scott Sunday and he surely regretted trying to poop up my dickhole
by Slylock October 15, 2019
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sexy snap sunday

Typically the first Sunday of each month is defined as sexy snap Sunday. On this magical day one takes and sends sexy snaps of both implied or full nudes .
It sure would be nice to have a little pick me up, I’m so glad it’s sexy snap Sunday “
by Rules are rules July 2, 2023
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Sunday Scientist

A person who suddenly cares about science when major science news is happening. Comparable to a "sunday christian."
"This Mars landing sure is bringing a lot of 'sunday scientists' out of the wood work."
by Tony Tornado August 9, 2012
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