The stoned master is the cannabis high martial arts counterpart version of the drunken master, but better because the high not only relaxes the body and mind but it gives clarity and focus with more perception in a fight. The stoned master is more healthy and agile as well with euphoric confidence. Eddie Bravo is one of the stoned masters of the MMA league.
Eddie Bravos skills improve every time he smokes and gets high and becomes the stoned master in the MMA ring. With his incredible focus of being high he is always one step ahead of his opponent.
by superbipolar420 November 20, 2015
Get the the stoned mastermug. by Bigtymers228 February 10, 2018
Get the Stone Agemug. That bald man sure loves his animals, wait whats he doing with that sheep? Its like he's doing it Stone Love style!
by Donkey Cock March 7, 2009
Get the Stone Lovemug. When the creators of a series (television/book/manga/etc ...) choose to end it in the most shocking, unrealistic, cliche, or random way possible. Usually the result of the writers' lack of foresight or ingenuity. It can be described as a "Deus Ex Machina" which, instead of arbitrarily moving the plot forward, ends the series entirely.
The phrase is derived from the "Stone Ocean" story arc of the Jojo's Bizarre Adventure manga, where the antagonist literally destroys the universe. A similar universe is created, but no one there remembers anything about the previous universe and history changes dramatically.
While technically the manga's still called "JoJo's Bizarre Adventure", the story's only remotely similar to the prior. Most fans were either traumatized or pissed-off. The manga's writer is believed by fans to have ended the previous plot line to remove it's creative constraints to do something different.
The phrase is derived from the "Stone Ocean" story arc of the Jojo's Bizarre Adventure manga, where the antagonist literally destroys the universe. A similar universe is created, but no one there remembers anything about the previous universe and history changes dramatically.
While technically the manga's still called "JoJo's Bizarre Adventure", the story's only remotely similar to the prior. Most fans were either traumatized or pissed-off. The manga's writer is believed by fans to have ended the previous plot line to remove it's creative constraints to do something different.
Person 1: "Did you see the finale of that old TV show 'Dinosaurs'"?
Person 2: "Yeah. What a stone ocean that was, 'eh?"
Person 2: "Yeah. What a stone ocean that was, 'eh?"
by ThePenguin227 December 6, 2016
Get the stone oceanmug. by ryan January 26, 2005
Get the stone pimpmug. by Superdeluxe December 24, 2008
Get the Cold Stonemug. This is the passive-aggressive stance many people take during a fight. It's the "Nothing's wrong, I'm fine!" said even when there is clearly something wrong. After all, you didn't used to give short answers to your partner's questions or purse your lips all the time, did you?
John: I was drunk! I didn't mean to kiss her at that party. You're not mad, right?
Jane (stone waller): Sure. I understand.
Jane (stone waller): Sure. I understand.
by Charlotte Dennings July 22, 2011
Get the Stone Wallermug.