spits

Slang for oral sex, head.

A blowjob.

Guy 1: Yo did you end up getting with Krista last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, she gave me the spits too.

Guy 1: Let’s goooo

by ericnieves01 September 18, 2019

spit on my bumper

A gay set reference

Randy says who wants to spit on my bumper in the parking lot!

by bigpapa42069 January 19, 2022

Old Man Spit

the way old people spit: it sounds like this: HRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKK PTOOOOOOOO

That 70-year-old man just old man spit into his soup

by Sparklestarley December 9, 2016

Spit that

Scratch that, nevermind

"That girls hot"
"Spit that, she's smoking ports"

by Cadeg84 June 2, 2016

Dionysian Spit Roast

When you do a keg stand while simultaneously butt-chugging another drink most likely through a well placed beer bong.

Did you see that guy getting the Dionysian Spit Roast? What an absolute legend!

by OnyxGhost July 27, 2024

Dick Spit

I act of using spit as a lube to masterbait with

I didn't have any lube so I pull a Dick Spit

by Gotten a chance to look November 8, 2018

Mum Spit

A physical act of affection from a mother, given by the mother by licking her finger and then stroking her now wet finger gently down the cheek of her offspring.

When Joel was sent off to his fist day of school, he was left with mum spit. And was laughed at by Jes.

by Pl@tty October 18, 2008