spitting in the wind

A futile act.

I asked my girlfriend of 3 years to explain why she's never invited me to one of her superbowl parties, but , clearly, I was spitting in the wind.

by Rufus is rockin February 02, 2016

spit on your brother

A day you spit on your brother 🥰 ITS ON THEIR BIRTHDAY!!

Brother: it’s my birthday!!
You: happy birthday! Hey guess what

Brother: what?

You: *spit on him*

brother: WTF

You: ITS SPIT ON YOUR BROTHER DAYY!!

by Stan P1Harmony ☝️😁 April 05, 2021

spitting goat

When a guy bends over to do a barking bulldog but sharts instead.

OMG last night he tried to get me with a barking bulldog but did a full blown spitting goat instead! There was shit all over the floor!

by ___lybee July 21, 2019

Dionysian Spit Roast

When you do a keg stand while simultaneously butt-chugging another drink most likely through a well placed beer bong.

Did you see that guy getting the Dionysian Spit Roast? What an absolute legend!

by OnyxGhost July 28, 2024

Spitting that dragon

Similar to spitting bars, spitting that dragon is what artists and rappers do when performing. They are spitting that dragon or “spitting bars” when on the mic.

“Drake was spitting that dragon at the concert last night”

by Jackrum March 24, 2022

Spit n' Slap

Typically a redneck thing, the act of picking up dry dirt/clay from the ground, spittin on it, and then slapping it on something/someone.
(If water is used though, it ain't gonna stick!)

Person 1: "Hey bro check this out!" (Picks up dirt and spits on it)
Person 2: "Wha-" (Slaps mud onto face) "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?"
Person 1: "Spit n' Slap!"

by Waferthyme September 07, 2018

Spit on a ginger day

October 19 is NATIONAL Spit on a ginger day:

More like a birthday for them this is the species FAVOURITE HOLIDAY. So when you see a random ginger, or your friends (even though i dont undestand why u would be friends with the creatures) just spit on them or in their mouths :)

Hey it’s national spit on a ginger day

Huuuackkk puuu
*ginger running away with bruises and spit dripping down their face*

by G1NGER HATER October 14, 2021