spit post

Spit Post- a post on Facebook of all your thoughts in one shot so you don't blow up everyone's feed with hundreds of posts, that are in the format of a list. Like you're spitting everything out at once.

Today's Spit Post...

*That bitch has me twisted.
*What are people's obsession with cats? Cats suck.
*I went to the doctors today. It was just a rash. #TYJ
*I can't sleep tonight. Wish this headache would go away.
*"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most"-Ozzy Osbourne, my favorite quote ever.
*No, I don't like you. Yes, I'm talking about you.

by madeinsanpablo July 8, 2014

dead spit

Dead Spit something that looks extremely like or identical to something else.

1: Ay this girl I saw looks dead spit of kylie Jenner
2: Nah mate, Kylie Jenner is the dead spit of that girl

by GH0ST15 July 1, 2023

Shit Spit

When you have one long, continuous turd that you're trying to shit out but it never stops coming out. Alternatively, the term can also mean sudden bursts of diarrhea.

Person 1: Hey man, come over and listen to Despacito with me
Person 2: Sorry, I have the shit spits again

by Moist Doritos July 24, 2018

spitting in the wind

A futile act.

I asked my girlfriend of 3 years to explain why she's never invited me to one of her superbowl parties, but , clearly, I was spitting in the wind.

by Rufus is rockin October 7, 2016

cough and spit

to get upset about something

If enough people cough and spit about this, things might change.

by anonymous October 10, 2020

Spitting that dragon

Similar to spitting bars, spitting that dragon is what artists and rappers do when performing. They are spitting that dragon or “spitting bars” when on the mic.

“Drake was spitting that dragon at the concert last night”

by Jackrum March 24, 2022

Spitting Sally

A spitting sally is when you spit in your hand to jack off

Give yourself a spitting sally

by ashman2 March 11, 2024