A SHIFTER is a person, who changes his old gadget into a new one by making a smart deal, because he bought it for a small price. For example, he shifts his old boring mobile phone into a new, impressive, sick, dope smartphone which analyzes your face to mirror your expressions in some creepy smileys. If the person paid less than his annoying yuppie neighbor, he would be a real SHIFTER!
Annoying yuppie neighbor: “For ten years, I am always buying the newest mobile phone. I just like to pay more than everyone else, cause that way I’m so damn hip and the guy with the newest shit. Just look at my new mobile phone, I bought it last week for 1.800 $!”
SHIFTER: “Yesterday, I bought the same one and paid half the price.”
Annoying yuppie neighbor: ”Damn SHIFTER…”
SHIFTER: “Yesterday, I bought the same one and paid half the price.”
Annoying yuppie neighbor: ”Damn SHIFTER…”
by DonJuicy January 2, 2019
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Just when my girl got done eating my ass she pulled a Snifty Shafts on me and that caught me offguard.
by Bbboseph February 17, 2019
Get the Snifty Shafts mug.The position everyone strives to be. Must be tall, handsome and ready to go above and beyond for any needs within his crew.
by jaren 696969696 June 19, 2019
Get the Shift Lead mug.Basically sticking your tongue in someone’s mouth and hoping for the best. Kissing someone but in a non-romantic way, unless you want it to be. A common place for a shift, also known as a meet is at an Irish teenage disco.
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Get the Shift mug.Shift : A tetronic movement or the inner Earth's core, that affects velocity (released) and polar energies all the time spinning so fast we don't feel it.
The Shift : felt exactly this time last year to the date.
It was like jumping high up in a skyscraper lift.
After this event, astral versions of people started to appear around my home...I recognised the locals, the kooky part, there bodies were very much alive. To have them on mass, like they are I concluded that the above "shift" had created some kind of rippling pool of energy, like the air hums.. as time went on I called them "shifts" in Bagarra they called them marionettes the puppeteer being what I call the controller. Two distinct groups, one that crushes with the baddness more so in them. The other submissive but more a jungle rebel (in both astral shift form creating little fighting groups) the dominant group I labelled controller were highly organised and funded by the Gov , organised crime, & wealthy)
The Shift : felt exactly this time last year to the date.
It was like jumping high up in a skyscraper lift.
After this event, astral versions of people started to appear around my home...I recognised the locals, the kooky part, there bodies were very much alive. To have them on mass, like they are I concluded that the above "shift" had created some kind of rippling pool of energy, like the air hums.. as time went on I called them "shifts" in Bagarra they called them marionettes the puppeteer being what I call the controller. Two distinct groups, one that crushes with the baddness more so in them. The other submissive but more a jungle rebel (in both astral shift form creating little fighting groups) the dominant group I labelled controller were highly organised and funded by the Gov , organised crime, & wealthy)
Is it Jack's 'Snift " you see or his mother's ghost.
His shift appears every night
Astral being but body alive. That says they are either the spirit or part of of such.
Therefore should be protected and respected with some becoming entities maybe letter in hyracheial positioning.
His shift appears every night
Astral being but body alive. That says they are either the spirit or part of of such.
Therefore should be protected and respected with some becoming entities maybe letter in hyracheial positioning.
by katiyathescript (Dexie @ Glads April 5, 2020
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