Sniffing the chair

When your boss asks you to do something and you know you should refuse but you do it anyway you are "Sniffing the chair"

"So, this woman who came to work so intoxicated a couple of years ago she lost control of her bowels and bladder in the office" My boss made me sniff the chair to see if it needed to be thrown out. "Sniffing the chair

by S1ghk0mantiz April 14, 2010

panty sniffer

Former name of Limp Bizkit... er, I mean, limpbizkit's "Results May Vary" album. Because Fred Durst is a tool.

Apperantly, I did it all for the nookie. So you can take that cookie.

by Paco I am not October 7, 2003

pute sniffer

a person that can sense if a woman is a whore; a man that likes the stench of a whore

Ask Jimmy, he's a pute sniffer or That Jimmy is such a pute sniffer!

by mrkungfu February 21, 2008

QS(queef sniffer)

A derogatory term for lesbian, used mainly for women, by implying that they use their mouth/face while engaging in sex with another women.

"u know that Nicole, she's such a QS(queef sniffer). She was banging that lesbo all night long."

by Tworbetterthen1 February 23, 2010

sniff a bicycle seat

to be unsuccessful, usually in a competitive endeavor; to lose, often under unfortunate or exasperating circumstances.

Al Gore got half a million more popular votes than George W. Bush in the 2000 election, but since Bush won more electoral votes that sent Bush to the White House and left Gore to sniff a bicycle seat.

by Anthony Brancato August 23, 2003

sniffer

n. asshole, possibly referring to how dogs sniff each other's asses in greeting. Certainly an odiferous part of the body.

A TV ad for 'Factory' shows a man explaining his manual sexual technical prowess by illustrating 'three fingers up the shiela, pinky up the sniffer and tickle the begoyna'. Heard in June 2008.

by Tribade June 28, 2008

Tranny sniffer

A person that lusts after trannies (men dressed as women or cross dressers, drag queens or transexuals)

Its a well known fact that all taxi drivers are tranny sniffers.

by davemuzz May 6, 2009