swamp slapshot

When you slap your penis hard against a girls vagina who has a bad yeast infection. It sounds similar to stepping knee deep in swamp mud.

Yo that biddy is totally sloppy, you can her that swamp slapshot from a mile away.

by office12 April 22, 2010

Caterpillar Smash

A skateboarding trick also known as a helicopter.

Rodney Mullen can bust awesome Caterpillar Smashes

by CaptainKill November 21, 2010

What Slaps?

Another way of saying "What's up?" or "How's it going?"

Me: Ey bro, what slaps?
Friend: Nothing much, you?

by YubNub August 25, 2012

Tallapoosa Slapstick

When you bang a chick with a fake leg (doggie style), You put a hockey puck in her mouth, rip off her fake leg, and proceed to hit her in the back of the head with it right as you "finish".

"I'm gonna Tallapoosa Slapstick the shit outa that crippled chick!"

by The Mayor of Tallapoosa February 2, 2013

bonar smash

A song made by Tobuscus in 2006 that he deleted (unknown why) it's on YouTube still because someone re uploaded it. He said in a vlog that it was a new song he was working on.

I'm so very strong
I'm a very strong man
My work out consists
Of crushing nails with my hand

I must have been conceived
By some kind of a boulder
Like a rock from Stone Henge
Leaned up on the shoulder

Of the rock next to it
And one thing lead to the next
So basically I'm the product
Of two rocks having sex

It's the only explanation
For my formidable pecks
I can crush a brick between them
All I gotta do is flex

I'm built like a robot
Out of rise of the machines
But why? I don't know
The secret lies in my genes

To help me concentrate
I crush a can on my face
And decide the time has come
For me to finally trace

The branches of my family tree
To its trunk in the past
And at last explain
This sweet, stone-chiselled ass

I surfed the net to find the
Most efficient family tracker
It racks up my relatives
Lumberjacks and linebackers

I go back generations
And hold my breath in suspense
When I see my origin
It all begins to make sense

I finally understand
These genes I'm carrying
Apparently I descended from Bonar
The Barbarian

"Bonar smash!"
He would allegedly say
Before he headbutted
Everything that got in his way

(NOT ENTIRE SONG)

by Audience member June 9, 2013

Trokie Smash

(n.) - a complete ladies man; a manwhore

- the epitome of a true manly man

- someone who can knock down brick wall with just his pinky

(v.) to be fully enraged by something trivial

Dude, that guy at the bar is such a trokie smash

My fantasy team lost?! TROKIE SMASH!!!

by anon87674 September 5, 2013

sag smash

stepping on the waistband of someone's sagging pants forcing the pants down around their ankles and feet, then punching them in the head -

this gangsta was messing with me so I got close to him and SAG SMASHED him good

by jay bonerowski 40hdr February 22, 2014