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Teddy Smash

When a meathead, or generally dumb and strong person, violently smashes things with his bare fists. Also used to make fun of any meathead. A person like this usually also fistpumps like he is repeatedly stabbing someone.
Harmless Onlooker: Holy shit hes going to Teddy Smash that 2x4.
(Meathead smashes 2x4 with his fists like he is the fuckin hulk or something)
Meathead: TTTTTEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYY SSSSSSSSMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAASSSSSSSSHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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anus smash 

Blunt force trauma to the anus.
I slipped off the bike pedals and received a vicious anus smash.
anus smash by Siosiekay May 13, 2018

The Detroit Smash 

Inspired by the main move by anime character All might from the series my hero academia , it when a man on his last stroke before ejaculation he screams “DETROIT SMASH” and continues to give the the hardest pelvic thrust he can muster.
Yeah last night I gave my girlfriend the Detroit smash
The Detroit Smash by YoungNutWipe August 10, 2019

cunt smash 

to smash ones cunt with a fist, penis, foot, head, bat, etc...

aka: cunt puncher, punch fuck
similar to: clown punch, turkey punch
After I came in her ear, I cunt smashed that bitch!
cunt smash by Charlie Muurphy September 8, 2005

Sandy Smash 

When a girl lays a smackdown on her ex and homewrecker by smashing there heads together on the dance floor. Then the homewreckers friend goes up to the girl and asks if she had punched her friend and the girl goes "hell yea" and punches the homewreckers friend in the face as well!
Be careful u dont' wanna piss her off and have her sandy smash ur ass!!
Sandy Smash by hulk408 October 20, 2008

Manjeet Smash  

Something that you say after you have physically violated someone, just to let them know who's in charge.
*After hitting you in the face with a badminton racket* Manjeet Smash !

boom smash

Mental body slam.
Exclamatory ending to an uncontestable fact or comment resulting in the speechlessness of the opposing party.
Derived form the uruguayian term boomizzle smashizzle.
That dude had no idea what he was talking about so I had to lay down the boom smash!
boom smash by Simmons January 25, 2005