He is the sweetest person in the world, a caring guy who always get your back, has the cutest smile, smarter than you think, but sometimes he’s so quiet that always makes you confused, but from all of these.. He is mine!
by Rizsvg43 April 2, 2022
A person that uses the best quotes from memes but uses them in the way that will tear your pure soul to shreds and make you feel as though you have no words to come back and defend yourself with.
by Snails Tails November 23, 2019
by John cena6969 May 10, 2022
Savage skull is a program that turns gay men into gay pornstars. It consists of forming a jizzcicle out of cum and eating it, in some cases the Bloody Dragon is performed to add flair to the concoction. After that they are inducted into the world of gay porn and can perform all of the buggery their heart’s desire.
Mike-“Did you hear that jake is going through Savage Skull?!”
Ethan-“Yeah he is at the top of his class, with him being the only one to attempt a Bloody Dragon during the program.”
Ethan-“Yeah he is at the top of his class, with him being the only one to attempt a Bloody Dragon during the program.”
by TheManThing November 6, 2017
I'm Cale Kidney Royal Savage and I'm fucking Virgin.
The only people I've ever dated were secret agents and that fucking buff dude from the Greek Olympics.
The only other people I've been naked in front of have been some of my more coldblooded killers and that kid at the gym who I've always thought was hot.
That and my mom, and that's nothing to get excited about."
He grinned.
"So when I saw that on your bed, well, I just had to take it off.
The only people I've ever dated were secret agents and that fucking buff dude from the Greek Olympics.
The only other people I've been naked in front of have been some of my more coldblooded killers and that kid at the gym who I've always thought was hot.
That and my mom, and that's nothing to get excited about."
He grinned.
"So when I saw that on your bed, well, I just had to take it off.
I'm Cale Kidney Royal Savage and I'm fucking Virgin!
Pants Off!"
The shirtless SEAL shouted at me as I trotted back down the beach to base camp.
I did not hear the words, but I heard the tone and that's all that mattered.
"Look, guys.
I told you there's been a mix up."
The way my voice came out, I sounded as disoriented as I was.
It was strange for me to be so damned angry.
Most people would be freaking the hell out.
There was still a lot I didn't know.
"A mix up?
Is that what you call it?"
Cale demanded.
"You dicked over the one woman who'd give her heart to you."
Cale was gorgeous, but he wasn't right for me.
I'd been in too deep with a Marine for this.
"I didn't really dicked her over.
I had to.
I had to tell her the truth."
Cale shook his head.
"Yeah, well, what you should have told her is that I'm a prick and that you'll never have a relationship with me ever again.
Just tell me that you're not fucking some other chick right now," he said, staring hard at me.
My eyes widened.
"Wha-oh no.
Cale, no!"
Pants Off!"
The shirtless SEAL shouted at me as I trotted back down the beach to base camp.
I did not hear the words, but I heard the tone and that's all that mattered.
"Look, guys.
I told you there's been a mix up."
The way my voice came out, I sounded as disoriented as I was.
It was strange for me to be so damned angry.
Most people would be freaking the hell out.
There was still a lot I didn't know.
"A mix up?
Is that what you call it?"
Cale demanded.
"You dicked over the one woman who'd give her heart to you."
Cale was gorgeous, but he wasn't right for me.
I'd been in too deep with a Marine for this.
"I didn't really dicked her over.
I had to.
I had to tell her the truth."
Cale shook his head.
"Yeah, well, what you should have told her is that I'm a prick and that you'll never have a relationship with me ever again.
Just tell me that you're not fucking some other chick right now," he said, staring hard at me.
My eyes widened.
"Wha-oh no.
Cale, no!"
by Drapen April 27, 2022
An individual that doesn’t refer to oneself a savage but has been dubbed by a group of one's peers as “The most savage being in the universe.” This individual cannot grasp what it is to be average, whom always keeps it real because they’re not afraid to make enemies, and cannot be controlled or else they would have come with a remote control.
Man 1: Dude you should of seen it
Man 2: I heard The Savageness didn’t sugar coat things
Man 1: Yeah man. Poor Willy Wonka, may he Rest In Peace.
Man 2: I heard The Savageness didn’t sugar coat things
Man 1: Yeah man. Poor Willy Wonka, may he Rest In Peace.
by DatNiggaSweet March 26, 2020
The definition of him. He is simply a man amongst boys when he steps out one the field. Kyle fears no meer mortal and strives for only excellence. When you think of Kyle you get a sense of fear in your balls and you begin to run away from the thought of Kyle’s pure awesomeness. Kyle has no time for ladies even though all of the babes want him (including Brady and Dylan’s girls).When kyle wakes up he pisses excellence with his 15 inch morning wood. Kyle…. is….. him.
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by Fuzzy_Bee_ January 27, 2023