24 hour rule

The 24 hour rule states that any partially consumed liquor left over at the host's house for more than 24 hours after the end of a party becomes property of the host. The host is not required to notify the owner during this period.

"Hey man, I left some rum here last week, did you see it?"

"I drank it, 24 hour rule dude."

"Fair enough."

by Abutt July 10, 2005

Rule 69

Rule 69 of the internet states whenever the number "69" appears in a social media typing space and/or picture you must comment saying "nice"

Guy 1 - Yesterdays score was 69 to 57
Guy 2 - Rule 69
Guy 1 - nice
Guy 2 - nice
Guy 3 - nice
Girl 1 - nice
Guy 4 - nice
Girl 2 - nice
Girl 3 - nice

by n00bishRegashi April 3, 2019

Rule 98

If at first you don't succeed, kill the guy who did.

Jim: "He took my ex's virginity!"

Dave: 'Rule 98 him."

by Fros7bite December 7, 2009

3 month rule

the three month rule is the amount of time a guy gets to ask a girl out. you have three months to figure out whether or not you see it going somewhere and if you fully want to be with her. it really should take three months but if it does and you still don’t know then leave her the hell alone. stop torturing that girl. if you don’t know by the third month if you see yourself with her then fucking leave. stopping wasting her time

girl: dyk what the 3 month rule is because it’s been 3 months already, and we still a aren’t dating. like do you want me or are you wasting my time? i’ve waited long enough so now i need to know, are we gonna date or not???
boy: idk yet, i still don’t know what i want
girl: cool *blocks him*

by chrisevansfuturewifeeee October 16, 2022

1/2X+7 Rule

A algebraic equation useful for determining the youngest age-cutoff a female may be before the guy dates her. Let X equal the male's age ( Or female, if she's older.), while Y will represent the youngest age of a female a guy may date.

Next, identify the male's age and replace "X" with it. Suppose Jim was 15. We write it like this:

1/2(15)+7

Now, the Order of Operations principal applies here! Divide one by the two to get one half, and then find half of fifteen. Don't forget to keep the seven; It would be disgusting if Jim dated a 7.5 year old!

7.7+7

Add the number, matching up the place value carefully, and there you have it; Jim may date a 14.5 year old girl if he went for younger women.

If you are shit at math and/ or the 1/2X+7 Rule, here's a table for you, you lazy fucktards.

Male: Female:

15 14.5
16 15
17 15.5
18 16
19 16.5
20 17

Etc... So on, and so on. The coefficient is 1/2, while the constant is 7.

by BeerChuggin'German May 23, 2010

Nickelback Rule

The Nickelback rule is to be invoked whenever a jukebox playing random songs inadvertently stumbles upon a Nickelback tune. The rule requires a listener to immediately insert money into the jukebox so as to hastily dispatch the aforementioned Nickelback "song."

Wayne: Hey man, you got a dollar?
Dan: Why?
Wayne: "Rockstar" just came on, Nickelback rule is in effect.

by BGRM January 8, 2009

Rule 69

When the number 69 comes up in a conversation and then this conversation inevitably changes course towards a more sexual topic. In rare cases actual 69 has occurred.

Suzy, "Hey Jim did you see the game last night?"
Jim, "yeah Suzy the score was 54-69"
Suzy,"wanna fuck?"
Rule 69

by Durtman! July 31, 2012