Robert Thy Steed

Thy Robert is thy noble steed whoms only goal is to help his trusty steed. To behim means to be a trusty steed

"WOW HE IS SUCH A ROBERT'trusty steed'"
Robert thy steed means a trusty steed

by The WorsnCrt March 6, 2019

Robert Boyter

The sexiest man alive with the biggest penis ever seen. He is the best, fastest, most skilled 3 wheel racer of all time. Women love him, men want to be him.

He is such a Robert Boyter.

by Ridiculous Claims May 30, 2019

Robert "ARR" Kelly

The alternate universe counterpart of R. Kelly where he becomes a pirate and eats your dad instead of becoming your dad and eating a pirate.

Robert "ARR" Kelly is still at large after all this time, and is showing no signs of slowing down.

by The Great Greasemongerer July 13, 2019

Robert Frostitute

Person who shows affection when given books or literature; a gold digger for books

“ I had to break up with that librarian, man. She’s a real Robert Frostitute, and I’m broke from taking her to Barnes and Noble.

by Slaggy D July 14, 2019

Robert Downey Jr.

The role of a modern day actor played by billionaire playboy philanthropist Tony Stark.

Fangirl One: "OMG its Robert Downey Jr.!"
Fangirl Two: "OMG! I love that character! Tony Stark is the best actor, like ever!"

by Ima Dicted November 11, 2019

robertsplaining

When someone named Robert over explains something, well intentioned but often annoying.

Usually someone named Henry overhears it.

I overheard some Robertsplaining between bess and robert, it wasnt bad but just a bit awkward.

by taftman November 13, 2019

Robert

Someone who’s never cuddled w the homies

Wow that guy hasn’t come to our homie cuddling session such a Robert

by Not Katie February 16, 2020