retard

Someone who acts like an idiot..someone who gets high and acts like a straight up jackass..or gets drunk and acts like a moron..basically if you can read this, you are NOT A RETARD

Hes acting like a retard

by Mackdaddy 14 June 9, 2010

Hello Kitty Retard

Any female over the age of 11 that has an infatuation with Hello Kitty.

Usually ugly goth /emo girls will walk around with hello kitty swag to appear 'cute' and 'original'

"Omg that attention whore girl with the frankenstein boots and pink hair extensions is such a Hello Kitty Retard"

by *LoserLicious* June 16, 2010

legally retarded

In the state of Maine one is legally retarded upon using LSD several times (i think it is 3 or 4).

Kevin: Hey man, I did LSD 3 times this week. What a trip...

John: I think you may be legally retarded in the state of Maine.

Nick: But your not retarded.

Kevine: Thanks man, thanks, that really means alot to me.

by nick May 19, 2005

Half-Retarded

Some one Who is not fully retarded so you have some part of your brain where your retarded but not retarded in another.

My mom dropped me on my head sideways now I'm half-retarded.

by Hiyo802 December 24, 2009

retardese

The preferred lexicon of the message board/bulletin board troll

Laker_Girl is speaking retardese again, i need a translator.

by Vapster September 24, 2005

lard-retard

some1 who is overwheight and an idiot

"my friend is a lard-retard because she is obese and is an idiot"

by BumFodder July 24, 2008

Shotgun Retard

A Call of Duty 4 Player that utilizes the shotgun as their primary weapon. Often perceived as a noob weapon, as the shotgun is intended for extremely close quarters, those that use it are considered "careless" or "retarded" when pitted against other players using long range weapons such as assault rifles.

Damnit, that shotgun retard got me from behind.

by Eugene Santiago May 28, 2008