Rectaltarian

The type of person who tries to enforce rules on everyone around them including the ones they create in their own head

That cop failed as a hall monitor now he is a major rectaltarian.

by Mr Vern March 2, 2021

RectalRaceHorse

A Born Loser at life, will never succeed and admits to being an idiot.

A moron on ifunny, RectalRaceHorse

by Zethereal January 23, 2021

Rectal Swashbuckler

One who engages in jovial escapades and fantastic trips and voyages often times plundering raiding and looting for booty (pun intended). Inside the rectal region or ass with great abandon.

Nobody realized that Juan was a rectal Swashbuckler until we saw him go inside the club with the long line of all men out front.

by Yukon Jaçc The Rippa April 22, 2021

rectally ravaged

Akin to butt blasted, ass mad, and rectal rage, to be rectally ravaged is to be filled with anger, especially on the internet.

Jacob accidentally saw that meme. He's rectally ravaged all over again.

by Beefsteak Pete June 8, 2021

Rectangling

When you hit 4 rockets at one person at the same time.

Example of rectangling: Mad, kv, kim, and ki rectangled the poop out of bdvjco.

by theoneandonlykv June 27, 2021

rectal rapunzel

When your ass hair is so long it can be used as a super power.

When thirsty creeps try to slide in my girls DMs, I send em a pic of my ass. Rectal rapunzel keeps her safe.

by Doozerdude June 30, 2021

RASTAMAN

He has a motorcycle that is on fire and has wings, and is guided by hapi infinity and he is half human, half zombie

rastaman say what you gonna do with a big bad bat wiggle wiggle wiggle

by Half Human Half Zombie October 21, 2021