Surprise Pudding

When you're doing anal with your girl and she shits on your dick without warning.

Last night I have my bf some surprise pudding. I don't think he liked it.

by Thatwhiteguy15 February 18, 2017

Christmas Pudding

A turd with a sprinkle of cum on top, resembling icing.

My boyfriend treated me to a Christmas pudding this morning, it was unforgettable.

by Sebkaz August 31, 2020

Nub Pud

The post apocalyptic size of a penis after taking Testosterone blocking drugs for Cancer. It may be a very large clitoris now.

My best buddy has turned into a nub pud instead of a team player.

by Happy Cancer Guy May 18, 2018

royal pudding

When you freeze poop put it in a blender and then eat it

He had royal pudding for breakfast

by Jackson Looney March 6, 2017

Surprise Pudding Popper

a who uy ejaculates into another male or female’s jello pudding cup without telling them just to sit back & watch them eat it. Often they will comment on how they taste so much better than they used to.

John’s a surprise pudding popper & often hands out the most delicious snacks.

by Tooeager May 22, 2021

scouse pudding

anal intercourse in taxi

“I took Brittany out for dinner the other night and got a scouse pudding on the ride home”

by i like spacemen3 November 8, 2019

Christmas pudding

Spunking over a solid poo.

Poo = pudding
Spunk = icing on top

Example: Steve, did you just go for a Christmas pudding?

by SEOMyers October 28, 2021