Putin price hike

Nonsense excuse made up by Joe Biden to cover for the inflation caused by his policies. Also see: Gaslighting.

Inflation started after Biden was inaugurated in January 2021, which was over a year before the Russian invasion of Ukraine, yet we're supposed to believe this is the Putin price hike?

by Burning_Ham December 18, 2022

University of Porcelain

An informal institution of higher learning - the lavatory - where the student reads volumes of educational, usually high brow, materials while taking a dump, or just enjoying the privacy.

While I earned my degree several years ago, I often take continuing education courses at the University of Porcelain.

by Bard O' the Bidet January 26, 2010

Chicken nugget from the price chopper freezer section

An insult calling someone this is very mean bc you are comparing them to frozen junks of horse meat

chicken nugget from the price chopper freezer section

by Organicfucker July 1, 2021

The Rittenhouse Precedent

The dangerous precedent set by the acquittal of Kyle Rittenhouse on November 19th, 2021; that you have the right to self-defense by any means if your life is threatened by mentally ill pedophiles and rioters.

"The Rittenhouse precedent now gives deranged right-wingers the right to kill my wife's boyfriend if he chases one of them down in a riot"

by BlowtorchBassem November 20, 2021

making a deposit in the porcelain bank

basically taking a poo

i'm making a deposit in the porcelain bank

by thecreepyjanitor1012 April 10, 2017

The price of tea in China

Response to what's up. Alternative expression is "hard dicks and helicopters"

Person 1: "what's up"
Person 2: "the price of tea in China"

by Bob the lob April 14, 2022

porcelain prince

A man who is willing to perform oral sex while the receiving person is sitting on the toilet dropping a duece (aka - pooping)

Jon gave me oral sex while I was pooping. He is a porcelain prince.

by Steve Trickel April 24, 2008